Reviews

The Mummy Returns

This has got to be one of the best trashy movies I've ever seen. Rick and Evie return for yet another brilliant mummy-monster bashing adventure, and happen to whomp a few scorpions in the meantime. Imhotep is his ravishing, Dark Jedi-like self, and Patricia Velasquez is a) flipping gorgeous, and b) a total bitch, so we like her too! This film was absolutely great - although some bits were a little naff. Best bit was arguably the mummies chasing a London bus. Classic.

Score: ****
Reviewer: Mairin Astoris