Emperor's Hammer Newsletter #72

VOLUME #72: February 2001

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Imperial Navy Pilot Record
Sub-Lieutenant Fred the Mighty (#6062)

Name: Fred the Mighty

Rank: SL

Current Assignment: Poetry

Scandoc Transmission Code: sir_ted_the_indespencible@yahoo.com

Gender: Male

Race: Fredonian

Date of Birth: 768/09673/8748642954

Place of Birth: Fredonia, Fredonia

Marital Status: Single

Family: NOTHING!

Social Status: Nobility

Quote: How dare Fatboy malign me!

Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: I was really bored. So, I built a transdimentional scanner and blew up a solar system with my self-named super-mega-ultra death ray laser blaster.

Significant Events of Adulthood: I designed the on-ship outhouse. I just love heated seats!

Alignment and Attitude: I like to make people laugh, but they usually just hit me.

Former Occupations: Master of the better half of another dimension, Lord commander of a mighty force of rabid hamsters, Cossack third class.

Hobbies: Writing poetry

Tragedies: Haiku

Phobias and Allergies: Haiku

Personal View of the Empire and EH: Wonderful! You guys are tops!

Reason for enlisting in the EH: I had nothing better to do

Other Comments: I HATE HAIKU!!!

ID Line: TRN/SL Fred the Mighty/Alpha Company/SSSD Sovereign

Submitted: 2/26/2001 1:37:00 PM

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