Emperor's Hammer Newsletter #72

VOLUME #72: February 2001

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Lieutenant Commander Fatboy (#4725)

Name: Fatboy

Rank: Lieutenant Commander (LCM)

Current Assignment: Janitor Wars

Scandoc Transmission Code: mr_utopia_man@yahoo.com

Gender: Male

Race: Gluttons

Date of Birth: 01/18/2173

Place of Birth: Gluttonus

Marital Status: Single

Family: Father, Mother, 3 younger siblings

Social Status: Destitute

Quote: Beware: the SSSD Toothbrush!

Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: Became destined to put Jabba the Hutt to shame!

Significant Events of Adulthood: Hit 320 lbs.

Alignment and Attitude: Very humble after Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner.

Former Occupations: Master Chef; Sumo Wrestler; Head Janitor

Hobbies: Getting the cream filling from inside the Twinkie.

Tragedies: Lost 270 lbs. in one month leading to a dieting campaign!

Phobias and Allergies: Allergies to nutrition

Personal View of the Empire and EH: The Empire is a Kitchen. It's big, and has cool weapons like big knives and stuff. The EH is like the Refridgerator, it's the most important part in the Kitchen.

Reason for enlisting in the EH: Handheld Axial Superlasers!

Other Comments: I am the self-proclaimed Wing II Janitor!

ID Line: FL/LCM Fatboy/Theta 2-1/Wing II/SSSD Sovereign

Submitted: 2/9/2001 3:51:00 PM

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