• It's been an interesting week. Funny to say that, as I write this report. Going over this last week's activity has been a real eye opener. As the report progresses perhaps you'll understand what I mean.
• The Wing Commander's Own III Competition has commenced. Assigned is Free-Tie 141. Capture the ISD Rommel with a plethora of wingmen in Tie Defenders! Oh btw if you have the disk version of Tie Fighter, forget about flying, the mission won't be completable for you.
• For those of you in the MPHG (Multi Player Honor Guard) whoops, looks like I'm the only one from this squadron. [clears throat] So, Lohr make sure you challenge Ricaud in the near future and whip his wimp ass into shape. Or, if he's not around thrash Tom around a bit for fun to warm up.
• Ship patches and battles that require them: If you want to fly them that's your business but, as LT Kisaki can tell you, sometimes its just not worth the hassle if the pilot file gets messed up. I certainly won't process a file that could get you hung for "cheating" just because you played a battle with a stupid ship patch and can't explain what the hell went wrong in there. I wouldn't expect you to. But, I expect our dear Tactical Officer would as he prepared to send you ass to the HCI.
• Commencing next week, and in the following weeks Hammer Squadron will be challenging other Squadrons across the Fleet. The choice in who we challenge will be up to you, but looking at the results of my request for feedback on Squadron/Flight[s] motto and nick suggestions... Wow, not even one suggestion in my inbox. I don't need to tell you that this is indeed unsatisfactory.
• Glad to see that, at least one pilot updated their INPR. Tiger didn't. He is on leave now. Shino doesn't have one, and neither does Darkstar. Shino, if you don't know what that is exactly e-mail me or your flight leader and it will be explained. Darkstar, I'd appreciate it if you'd take the time to fill it out, if only to humor me.
• No, column this week, CPT Kitane is on strike. Something about Lohr leaving the toilette seat up one too many times. [shrugs] As if! [Bickering ensues] word of advice: no matter how beautiful, no matter how sweet her voice sounds when your head is silly with drink, NEVER "feed your head" from her love nest and then expect to be free from commitment or 'whatever' they like to call it.

• Basically idling. I take full responsibility. And this coming week expect the whip to be cracking.
• [Shifts into 1st gear] Wing Commander's Own III! Saddle up.

• Conducted CMDR duties as per normal.
• Moderately active on IRC.
• Processed 1 BSF this week, which I did not submit to the database due to an error, caused by a ship patch. Had heart attack from shock.
• Uses the message board quite frequently.

• On leave till the 27th.
• Rumored to be on IRC though.

• Not a word, nothing.

• Submitted Flight Report.
• Reported in.

• Submitted DB-TIE 5. Was not processed due to an error caused by the A-9 Interceptor Ship patch.
• Reported in like a good Flight member.

• XvT & XWA Week of War Stats
• Big Competition Still Running (except Flying Contest)
• Flying Contest Results (and news on a little problem with that)
• Writing Contest comes to a close, but there is still a new part to read
• IRC Fun

• TC-TIE Battle 23
• TC-TIE Battle 28
• TC-TIE Battle 66
• TC-TIE Battle 87
• TC-TIE Battle 106
• TC-TIE Battle 115
• TC-TIE Battle 117
• TC-TIE Battle 123
• TC-TIE Battle 165
• FREE-TIE Mission 133
• DB-TIE Battle 1
• BHG-TIE Battle 1
• BHG-TIE Battle 2
• TC-XWA Battle 7
• TC-XWA Battle 12

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CMDR/MAJ Lohr Zadash/Hammer/Wing IX/ISD Relentless