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Great Works - PRT Luciaus

Protector Luciaus smiled as he placed the ancient artifact in his hand. Apparently the artifact had been hidden for centuries as it's outer shell was covered in dust and shades of rust.

"This will make me the most powerful Sith in the galaxy," thought Luciaus as his eyes surveyed the blue colored object. Although he had researched the article and had some idea of what it did, he still was not sure, but he knew he must find out.

From his readings he knew that he must throw the object at the ground and say the code words of "Tun-o-D", and then the object would supposedly show it's purpose.
Fearing he better take the chance before he lost it, Luciaus threw the object on the ground and chanted the mystical chant.

Upon hearing the chant the object hovered above the ground and started spinning at an extreme speed. Fearing for his life, Luciaus kneeled down and tried to get out of the way of the now seemingly dangerous object. After a minute of this the object stopped and just continued its hover, leaving Luciaus to wonder what would happen next.

With a click, a small panel opened on the right side of the object and a hologram was seen projecting out on the ground. The hologram showed what seemed to be a very large human wearing an apron. The site of the man puzzled Luciaus, but he knew he must continue concentrating on what the object portrayed.

The man then started to speak, "If you have found this, you have completed the hardest part of your quest and this is the treasure. You will learn how to make the best Sith donuts the galaxy has ever seen, and YOU will rule all!"

Luciaus almost cried at the sound his ears heard, "Donuts???" he thought.
Suprisingly, the man, somehow hearing the comments made by Luciaus responded back, "Yes donuts, and you will rule all!"

Standing up from his kneel, Luciaus rubbed his head and hoped what he was seeing was a dream. Unfortunately for him, it was not and he decided that he would go along with the donut plan.

"Alright, what do i have to do?" asked the young Protector to the hologram man.
"You....must eat this..." replied the man, and at the same time the left side of the object opened up and a large, round, glazed donut came out on a plate.

Luciaus, not wanting to dissapoint, walked over to the plate and grabbed the donut. Upon checking it over, he took a large bite and waited to see what happened. A very tingly feeling started to overwhelm the young apprentice and he wasn't sure what was happening, but he knew it wasn't good. All of a sudden his body felt like it was having the most intense pleasure he could ever imagine, and it was making him lose his concentration. After about a minute of the intense pleasure, the effects of the donut wore off and his body returned to normal.

"WOW!" he exclaimed as he reexamined the donut and looked back to the hologram.
"I told you..." noted the hologram, "and now you will rule them all, here is the recipe."

Another click was heard and immediately the recipe was implanted into the young Protector's mind. He could see himself ruling the galaxy with an iron fist and having the flag of Do-Nut flying everywhere! Now knowing how to make these orgasmic donuts, Luciaus knew that once and for all he would truly rule them all!


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