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Troutrooper's Name - PRT Ad-war

The name Troutrooper comes from a famous underwater warrior. On the watery world of Oceania there were two large factions engaged in a planetary civil war. One of the factions had a warrior named Trout, and he was the largest, fastest and best of that factions warriors. During the last major battle of the war, Trout was sneaking into the other factions main headquarters, which was surrounded by beautiful female warriors. Trout was so entranced by the warriors that he decided he wanted one of them for his own. Without thinking he donned some peasant’s robes and walked up to one of the guards. The guards, not knowing that Trout was really a top of the line soldier told him to leave the area. Well, Trout, being the super trooper he was quickly shot towards the lead guard and knocked her on the ground, knocking her out. He then picked her up and threw her over his shoulder. With a rush of energy he then ran away from the headquarters and escaped the site of the headquarter guards. A few miles away from the headquarters Trout got tired and so he dropped the girl on the ground. A few minutes later the girl woke up dazed, not knowing where she was, but within seconds she remembered what happened. Trout, his mind still entranced by the female all but forgot that she was still an enemy soldier. He then walked towards her and kneeled down, his large fins stroking her. The girl quickly pulled out her knife and pushed it through Trout’s scaly chest. Trout screamed in horror and said, “Why, why? I’m not handsome enough for you?”, to which the girl replied, “No, it’s not that, I’m a man baby,” and then it was all revealed and at that moment it became too much for Trout to bear, and he slowly and painfully died. The girl/boy figured that the body of the greatest enemy warrior would be a good prize, so he/she picked him up and took him back to her base, where she/he and all her fellow soldiers gutted and had baked Trout.


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