| Song Parodies - AD Khadgar
Sith Wizard
To the tune of Pinball Wizard, sung by Obi-Wan Kenobi about Anakin
Ever since I was a young boy I played with the lightsaber
From Dagobah down to Coruscant I became a Jedi of caliber
But I ain't seen nothing like him in any Jedi hall
That dark, mean and angry kid sure plays a mean lightsaber
He stands like a statue, he's a twisted machine
Hurling many objects, never playing clean
Plays by intuition, the trained Jedi fall
That dark, mean and angry kid sure plays a mean lightsaber
He's a Sith wizard, there has to be a twist
A Sith wizard's got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it? I don't know
What makes him so good?
Ain't got no distractions, can't hear no lasers or alarms
Don't see lights a-flashing, plays by sense of the force
Always gets a victory, never seen him fall
That dark, mean and angry kid sure plays a mean lightsaber
I thought I was the Jedi Master now
But I just handed my Jedi robes to him
Even with my favourite lightsaber, he can beat my best
His disciples killed those before me and he just does the rest
He's got crazy saber fingers, never seen him fall
That dark, mean and angry kid sure plays a mean lightsaber
Goodbye Dagobah Swamp (Set during the encounter at Cloud City)
To the tune of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Vader: When are you going to come down?
Vader: When are you going to fight?
Luke: I should have stayed on the farm.
Luke: I should have listened to my old man.
Luke: You know you can't hold me forever.
Luke: I didn't sign up with you.
Luke: I'm not a present for your Emperor to open.
Vader: This boy's too young to be singing the blues.
Luke: So goodbye Dagobah swamp.
Luke: Where the Jedi Master groans.
Luke: You can't plant me in your Death Star.
Luke: I'm going back to my droids.
Luke: Back to the howling old Uncle in the hut.
Luke: Harvesting on the old moisture farm.
Luke: Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Luke: Beyond the Dagobah Swamp.
Vader: What do you think you'll do then?
Vader: I bet I'll shoot you down, Jedi.
Vader: It'll take you a couple of days in bacta.
Vader: To set you on your feet again.
Luke: Doubt you'll get a replacement.
Luke: There's few like me to be found.
Luke: Jedis who haven't gone gone dark.
Luke: Putting Sith like you into the ground.
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