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  Rogue Infiltrator - FA Ender mBind

Prologue

Through the darkened hallways of the Command Staff Quarters aboard the SSSD Sovereign a cloaked figure moved stealthily, hugging the walls and flashing from door well to door well until it came to an intersection with a wider corridor. Carefully the figure peeked around the corner at the two Royal Guards standing watch on both sides of the elevator doors at one end of that corridor. The light inside button besides the elevator doors blinked on. The Guards looked impervious to anything, standing straight at attention at all times – their masks making their expressions invisible.
Oddly enough the cloaked figure seemed relieved with what it had seen and backed away from the corner, straightened its robes, took a deep breath and started marching; straight around the corner and heading straight for the elevator doors. Just as it had made half the way there, chimes sounded and the doors started opening and the cloaked figure could walk straight into the elevator without even a glance being exchanged between it and the Guards.
Only when the doors closed behind the cloaked figure again did the Guards turn their heads, look at each other, shrug and go back to the battleships game they were playing against each other on the HUDs of their helmets.
The elevator went straight to the levels where the Command Offices were located, with no other options on its control panel. Here the Guards seemed more alert, but their unit had learned, the hard way, not to question anyone coming out of those doors. Besides, a dark hooded figure going from the Command Staff Quarters to the Logistics Office in the middle of the night wasn’t all that unusual.

The lights inside the Logistics Office were dimmed, with just a few yellow glowing bulbs floating above the endless rows of towering cabinets with archives. This is where everything in the Emperor’s Hammer ended up eventually: from every staff report ever written to the shopping lists of the kitchens on the Carrack Cruiser Assassin on patrol on the edge of the Pyrath System. Here every plan and scheme of the Emperor’s Hammer lay waiting for that one day it actually was needed again...
The cloaked figure checked that the door was locked behind it, and charged straight through the archives at quickened pace, thick layers of dust being swept up by the robes disturbing the stale air. Only at the end of the archives, about 10 meters from the far wall did it hold in its step and stop. It actually swaggered a bit and found support by resting against a cabinet.
“Ysalamiri…” There had been warnings about this; the Science Officer dismissed the Force on base of it not being “scientific” – but was practical enough to take precautions might it actually exist… and the Science Office was on the other side of that wall, isolated from the rest of the ship by massive walls and 100s of meters of archive.
A rushing sound and red light announced that even a foot of steel will not stop everyone from going trough anyway. Without the Force to guide the sabre though, it was wielded carefully and more as if it was a construction tool. It did the trick though and within a few seconds there was a hole in the wall large enough to crawl through, its still glowing edges being cooled by the air rushing in from the archive into the under pressurized laboratory on the other side.
Not wanting to wait till the metal was completely cooled down; the figure took of its thick woollen cloak and draped that over the edges of the hole in the wall. A sleek feminine shape crawled through, a just as feminine but very uncharacteristic shriek following shortly after.

The null-hole in the force seemed to have deepened, was it just an annoyance before – now it was horrifying and endless… as if there was no Force anywhere, ever.

1

“…tried to chew through the walls, ey? I tried that once, kept getting my teeth stuck on the wiring. It makes excellent floss though! You wouldn’t have found any would you? I love how the metal makes my fillings tingle! It’s good, but not as good as…” A voice drifted through the blackness. The Force still was gone for ever but the insane ranting did offer a guide back to reality, if it was that.
The Dark Jedi opened her eyes and immediately wasn’t so sure anymore: A hideous creature in a TIE Corps uniform covered by what looked like a open straight jacket was standing hunched between a mass of weird glass tubing and vials ranting about the most incomprehensible things. The room they were in had a cloud of smoke hanging from the ceiling that got thinner as it reached down till about a meter off the ground and through that smoke there were strangely coloured lights flashing and weird animal noises. If it didn’t look highly technical as well, she would’ve thought that she had ended up in a jungle.
“…why-salami creatures! I ate all of them but from one of them evil Bender created this No-Force Custard instead, which tastes even better. Don’t believe the stories that he also created me though! I just hang around this place because the drinks are free and they feed me bits once in a while. Never let me have green custard though – that they always hide in the walls! But I have found it now!”
She followed his pointing fingers towards the hole she had cut out of the archives behind her, which confirmed that she was in the right place and that she was utterly covered in some green goo, more of which was dripping from the top of the hole she had cut. In disgust she found out that it covered her entirely and was actually dripping from her eyebrows and nose.
“…Custard tastes excellently with those fruits they got down on Hiran, apples I think they were called, or was it slamarki’s? Are you going to eat all that by the way?”
The ranting came back to her, and the creature seemed to expect an answer. “Uhm… no?”
A big smile swept across the creature’s face and it dived at her legs. In panic she screamed and pulled her legs up, without the Force it wasn’t easy to keep one’s cool, but the creature had gotten hold of them already and had started to lick the green goo off her black cover-alls. With a well-aimed kick she was able to get it off though and the creature slammed head-first into a table full of glasswork – triggering some kind of smoky purple explosion. As quickly as she could without tripping in the goo she got up and assumed a defensive position as well as she could without the Force to help her..
However, the creature was undeterred and got up again out of the rubble as well. “You said I could have some!” it yelped in a pained voice, its hair smoking. Before she knew it, it was hugging her leg, licking off the green matter as if it was candy and making them both fall over in the puddle again.
Now in a complete disgusted panic, she hit and kicked the creature with all her might till she had mostly freed herself from its grip and the puddle of goo, where she proceeded to take off her coveralls with goo, creature and all - kicking off the last leg with force and sending the creature sliding across the floor. Freed, she crawled up and broke into a run away from this madness.

The creature stayed behind with its goo, happily sucking on a trouser leg.

The null-hole in the force seemed to have become less deep since she had gotten out of the puddle where she met the creature. The despair was waning to a depression, but still not gone. At least now she was able to make more sense of her predicament. The goo was a concentrated form of whatever gave Ysalamiri their Force-nullifying powers – and she had been covered with it. The shock had actually made her black out – and she had no idea for how long… alarms could have gone off already – should have actually. She couldn’t think straight.
The mirroring surface of a table told her she was in fact still covered in the substance and she set upon scraping it off her face and arms with her hands. She picked up a scalpel like instrument and cordately started cutting off her long black hair, which created a green hairy puddle on the ground. As it fell her brain seemed to clear up quite a bit, though, because of all the goo in the walls, her force powers did not return.
After she had ensured herself to be free of the substance entirely she finally had the chance to look around. She apparently was in the biological section, as all the biohazard signs and strange creatures in cages told her. Obviously the creature that had attacked her had escaped from here or something… she reached for her sabre for comfort and realized she had left it behind attached to the belt of her coveralls.
Briefly she contemplated getting it back, but the memory of the creature’s maniacal grin made her decide differently. She was on a mission – and for that she was to find the IT section of the labs. She fastened her grip on the scalpel she had found and started making her way there.

The IT section of the Science Office was easy enough to recognize by the datacards, full ashtrays, mouldy pizza boxes and used coffee mugs that covered every horizontal surface. Various humming noises were emitted from about everywhere and a string instrument standing in a corner vibrated along.
As stealthily as she could without the Force to guide her, the Dark Jedi shoved some papers from a fairly clean chair and carefully sat down behind an interface, making sure to touch as little as possible and started pounding away commands. This was why she was chosen for this mission by her Grand Master – she could do this type of thing with her eyes closed, Force or no Force.
It didn’t take long for a wicked smile to appear on her face. She had found a data entry about something seemingly insignificant, the coordinates of a transfer of “EHBL” to the ISDII Relentless. But from there on the file linked all the way back to the original project material. She grabbed a datacard, stuck it in a reader and transferred what she had found to it. Then she quietly got up again, pulled the card out and stuck it under her t-shirt before she carefully made her way towards the exit. From the inside, the doors opened without a key and let her back out on the hallway again.

The Royal Guards at the elevator doors reacted immediately; a barely dressed human female coming from the Science Office in the middle of the night WAS unusual.

2

“Alright! Who gave Snij a lightsabre to play around with?” Fleet Admiral Ender mBind charged into the part of the Science Offices that was decorated to resemble something between a kitchen and a coffee shop and was met with semi-concious stares from his staff.
Admiral Den Darkhill checked his belt and mumbled something resembling “I got mine here” between sips of coffee.
Rear Admiral Timmay pulled up his shoulders and just grinned. “Ey, don’t look at me – I don’t even have one for me to play around with.”
Den put his cup down. “Why are you asking? And uhmmm... do I really want to know?”
“Well,” Ender yelled and stopped, surprised himself at the sudden inappropriateness of that tone, so continuing at a lower tone of voice, “Snij spent the whole night redesigning our entire stock of TIE Wing panels into funny paper cut-outs and made a hole in the wall towards the LO’s archives. He ate a ton of our ‘isolation’ and is lying bloated in the exotic plants section.”
“Well, don’t look at us,” Timmay started when he was interrupted by the first notes of the Imperial Anthem. “That’s you Ender.”
“Oh sithspit, I knew this was going to come,” Ender growled as he switched on his comlink.
Sector Admiral Astatine’s figure appeared on the table and nodded towards Ender. “I have two prisoners I’d like to see you about immediately.” The figure disappeared as quickly as it came.
“Oh well,” Den grinned, “At least you’ll find out where Snij got that sabre from.”

They hadn’t really tortured her, yet – because she was sure they would if those fools from the Science Office didn’t back up her story. She was quite sure that handsome Colonel had already been brought in; she had sensed him down the hallway.
Her force powers had been slowly returning during her imprisonment, which had been very comforting. She hated how helpless she felt as she did when she was captured by those Royal Guards, or when the hideous creature had attacked her.
Some figures appeared at the door of her cell, and looked through the small view hole before shutting it. She immediately sensed that one of the two persons was the arch enemy of her Grand Master, a powerful Dark Jedi who was the second in command in the Emperor’s Hammer. He had interrogated her personally before and had scared the hell out of her. The other she sensed easily by his null-hole in the Force, the Science Officer. He probably had a uniform filled with the same goo as inside the walls of his lab or something like that. She hoped he’d never find out what kind of weapon a spray of that stuff would make.
There was laughing down the hall and other muted discussion. Her senses told her that the young Colonel at least was relieved, a good sign. They were also approaching her cell again.
“Quick,” Colonel Hawk said, as he opened the door of her cell, “Before he changes his mind.” He then stared at her as she got up. “What happened to your hair?”
“They did horrible things to me,” she responded in her saddest tone as she curled into his embrace before she jumped out of it again and suddenly was the one pulling him forwards again. “Get me out of here.”

3

Followed shortly by Ender, she and Colonel Hawk made their way out of the detention levels of the Sovereign. Astatine watched them go with increasing suspicion. Something felt completely wrong about that girl, even if everything surely had looked fine.
“Just too typical, Hawkie,” Ender laughed, “Having to bail you out over a girl again. Wanna go get a bite somewhere?”
“No, I need to get back to the Phoenix and get my stuff, drop her off at Pyrath and such.” Hawk nodded at the girl who was making a definite effort to look as innocent and affectionate as possible.

“ Yo! Ender!” Someone yelled from down the hall, “Stop her!”
Ender and Hawk looked around to see Den and Timmay running at them – at which point everything went very quick:
In a swift turn the Dark Jedi elbowed Hawkie in his midriff, using his arm for lift as she kicked Ender in the face and spun over Hawkies back, pushing him at Ender. They were still collapsing as she practically exploded into a run towards the Hangar…
“We have to stop her!” Den yelled as he flashed by, “She made a copy of practically the entire EHBL project!”
“And took of with my… uhm… ‘exotic’ photo collection,” Timmay complained while he ran behind Den. “I love that datacard…”
Ender got up and staggered after them, rubbing his chin vigorously.
“This datacard perhaps?” Hawkie offered from off the floor, holding up a card.
The other three stopped in their tracks, as Hawkie also got up, and, holding his gut, made his way towards them.
“That’s it!” Timmay cried, “But how do we know there aren’t any more copies?”
“She never had a chance to,” Den said as he took the datacard from Hawkie and checked its contents. “This is it,” he confirmed.
“How did you get that?” Ender inquired.
“She had hidden it in the front of her t-shirt,” Hawkie grinned widely, “and most of what I ever learned in special ops is actually pick-pocketing.”
By this time they had reached the Hangar doors, just in time to see Hawkie’s Corellian Transport, the “Ray of Light” lift off and make for open space.
Hawkie made a desperate dash after it but soon gave up.
“Guess you aren’t the only pick-pocket around here,” Den laughed, “I bet she took your keys.”
Hawkie looked quite distraught as he checked his pockets to find nothing.
“Come on,” Ender suggested, “We better report this to someone, perhaps that ship can still be stopped. And after that I’ll buy you all lunch…”

Epilogue

The insides of the freighter were as could be expected from one that had served as the house of a single male adult for over a year; she tried not to touch anything from fear it might bite back.
Safe in hyperspace she checked for the datacard and when she couldn’t find it just one thing flashed through her mind: Mission Failed. That damned pretty boy must have lifted it from her as she took his keys….or perhaps during interrogation?
In any case she couldn’t go back to her Grand Master without even a shred of data. and she had nothing. Although…
Suddenly the coordinates of the EHBL transfer to the Star Destroyer Relentless sprung to mind. It was a long shot, but at least another chance. She came out of hyperspace and realigned for another jump. If she wanted to do this, she would have to be quick – the transfer had already started.

The Science Office and Colonel Hawk had installed themselves in a booth in one of the many cantinas on the Sovereign.
“So how did you actually find out what she was?” Ender asked as he put down his pint of hot kawa a mele – a sweet caffeinated drink popular with freighter crews.
“It was the hair we found in the laboratory,” Den replied from behind a big plate of fried meat, eggs and bread, “I made a gen sample and cloned it to see in the computer what the person would most likely look like. When we found out it was almost certainly the girl Hawkie picked up last night and that she had an abnormally high midichlorian count…”
“…we put two and two together and linked it with the sabre Snij found and the hole in the wall.” Timmay finished the sentence for him.
“It was at that point that Timmay noticed that his favourite datacard was missing,” Den grinned. “And I found out which files had been copied to it.”
“Do we still actually have the cloned samples?” Ender asked with a devilish grin, “we could do with a maid around the office.”

In his stylishly decorated but dark office, Sector Admiral Astatine browsed bored through the EHBL project files on the datacard copy he had made. His mood brightened considerably when he got to Timmay’s files.

 

 

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