| Casino Imperiale Report - AD Stuart
Bleh, all these pilots complaining about this tour. One would think they might consider the pain and hardship I went through, giving up flying an Imperial Star Destroyer, for a freakin' TIE Defender.
I think the crew of the Relentless is still a little sore from my ships complete and utter domination of them in ECR VI. They sent me off without ANY warheads!
From talking to their dull briefing officer I learned a few things about the Relentless crew. They have trouble with new technology, I mean, come on, it's very simple stuff. My ship picked up on that EHBL stuff almost immediately and without complaint. Bunch of whining.. mrrgg!
I have also discerned that their intelligence or communication quality is low. There seems to be some gender confusion about the rDBer we had problems with. I was pretty sure SHE had breasts, but mr. dry-briefing officer insisted on calling her a HE. But hey, maybe 'she' is just an 'it', that sounds about right for a rDBer.
So I complain about my lack of warheads after the first mission... and what do they give me? A half load... geeze... it's a good thing I'm not too rusty behind the joystick. I'm not even going to get started on their pilots. Well, I guess I will, I gotta vent somewhere. I had to do all the work... the Relentless bombers didn't even know how to attack capital ships, they insisted on going after my targets instead of their own! By the end of it they were too crippled to help me out with the cap ships, and the incompetant Rel techs seemed to have forgotten their warheads as well. Pitiful... I would never have these types of problems with my wonderful Challenge pilots.
Mrrgg! Those assault transport pilots, they might as well have been chickens with their heads cut off for all they did. I could just barely keep them alive, (with little to NO help from the Rel pilots). What am I, their babysitter?!?
I don't think I'm going to accept any other invitations to help the Relentless in their tours, no matter how boring escorting Bubba around gets. I'd rather scrub spam then fly their ugly, half-loaded, dilapidated gun and missile boats. Thank God I used my Titan for some of it, but after all that use, she needs a coat of paint. Hmmm, perhaps some orange highlights this time... .......
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