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Big Day Out - AD Pickled Yoda
"And lastly the Grey Wolf Monks are now banned from the Officer's Hangar after their 'improvements' to my personal fighter. Have a nice holiday, everyone.”
Gilad’s voice cut off from the ship speakers. Yoda glared at Joey, who shrugged and said “Pink is a good colour!” The other High Monks just laughed.
Choosh - “So what do we do then? The whole ship has the day off.”
Vlad – “How about we go and see what the Intrepid is up to?”
Trent - *grins* “Yeeees!”
===A brief hyperjump later====
Yoda - “Goddamn Joey, wrong sector”
===A slightly longer jump later===
Joey – “Better?”
Yoda – “Much…fool.”
Joey – “Hey, it’s not my fault that we…..that the computer made us……the hyperdrive… Ok, it’s my fault.
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Trent – “Ok, I have an idea. Its Supremacy Competition time…..lets have some fun with their simulators. :D”
Vlad – “How much fun? Are we talking dirty photos fun, or score editing fun, or pink paint fun?”
Trent – “Typing Tutor fun. We switch all of their simulators over to Typing Tutor…Choosh, can you code that?”
Choosh – “In about five seconds! As soon as I whip up some fake IDs, we’re in.”
========Moments Later========
Frodo (Intrepid COM) –“Escort Shuttle Idiot’s Array, go away. Monks are not welcome here anymore.”
Vlad – *bland voice* “This shuttle was impounded and reassigned to EH Maintenance. We are here to perform routine maintenance on your simulators. But if you want them to break down in the middle of the Supremacy Competition, that is fine with us.”
Frodo – “Wait, please. I just have had bad encounters with that shuttle. Transmit your clearance code and stand by for landing instructions.”
=======ISD Intrepid Hangar Bay=====
Frodo March, the short, three foot high Commodore of the ship, awaits the maintenance crew. When they finally walk down the shuttle’s ramp, he is surprised to see that they are fully suited up.
Frodo – “Dangerous work, gentlemen?”
Joey – “No, just talking precautions…please show us to the simulators.”
Frodo leads the Monks to the Intrepid Simulators.
Frodo – “Here we are…gentlemen I wonder if I could ask a favor of you? The bridge controls are….shall we say….a little….above me. Perhaps they could be lowered?”
Vlad - *stifling laughter* “I’m afraid we didn’t bring the equipment for that, sir….but I’ll inform my superiors of your request, with discretion of course.”
Frodo – “Thank you so much!”
Frodo disappears off in to the distance and the Monks are alone with the sims.
Choosh – “Just give me five minutes”
=======a short while later, in the Idiot’s Array=========
Yoda – “So long, Intrepid and thanks for the fish!”
Frodo – “Whaddaya mean that’s not how you spell ‘wit gangstaz’? Get back here, Array, your program is all broken!”
The Monks broke into laughter as the Idiot’s Array entered hyperspace. Another successful prank!
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