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Bubba's Code of Ethics - VA BubbaX
1. I will develop my portfolio to the maximum of its potential in all ways.
2. I will forget the scandals of the past and press on to greater return on my investments.
3. I will always be in the black and convey this fact to everyone I meet.
4. I will continually work at developing blackmailing, extortion and loyalty in my corporation and acknowledge that no other success can compensate for poor quarterlies.
5. I will work for the highest bidder and make them feel worthwhile.
6. If I have nothing good to say about company, I will continue to put on a smiling face and sell all of their stock to unsuspecting shareholders.
7. I will give so much time to the improvement of myself that I will have no time to share.
8. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as they pay me to be.
9. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness toward another person's proposal while still holding fast to what I know to be truly profitable.
10. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times in the form of frequent offerings.
11. I will always remain loyal to the Emperor's Hammer, the Corporate Division, my corporation, and my earnings.
12. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my career because that positive attitude helps my image, my portfolio, and my ulcers.
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