| Press Release: C-2VO - JNR Mauler Mithel
*In response to allegations made by Captain Ninj during a TC meeting*
C-2VO Press Release 3.29.05
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*A black protocol droid with gold trim steps up the podium and waits for the audience to settle. Flash bulbs are seen intermittently, but do not faze the droid*
It has come to my attention that Captain Ninj of Wing II has "uncovered" a suppossed love connection between myself and the Wing's other adopted bot, rhobot, and that marriage was pending. I am publicly announcing that this statement was false, and was only conjured to further Ninj's personal goal of becoming the life of the party during TC meetings.
I have not, am not, nor ever will have relations with rhobot for reasons I choose to keep to myself. If further attempts are made to attack my moral character or public image, I will be forced to pursue legal actions, or at least as much as a protocol droid is allowed to pursue.
I will not be taking any questions at this time, I am needed back at the airlock's bar. Thank you for your attention.
*C-2VO turns and exits the briefing room, flanked by MSE-6 Mousebots armed with stun rifles*
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