Clowns to the left of me...Jokers to the right:
<Werdna_LB> ho hum...tra la la
<Werdna_LB> <to the music of Stuck In The Middle With You> and i don't know why I came here this morning...as it's turned out to be quite boring...I'm so tired I'm a sleep in my chair...and in search of a conversation somewhere
<Werdna_LB> clowns to the left of me...jokers to right...here I am...bored in IRC with all you
* `peer claps for Werdna
<`peer> you can rhyme :P
* Werdna_LB takes a bow
* `peer throws cookies and roses
* Werdna_LB is hit on the head by a cookie and is knocked out
<`peer> lol
<Werdna_LB> i still think it's weird how all of us flock to IRC chat...and say nothing
<`peer> that's because you're here at like 7 AM...most people have yet to wake up
<Werdna_LB> well, it's 11:30 am here...although few people are awake over here either
<bok> its 8:31pm here, people are starting to go to bed
* Werdna_LB laughs..."my mummy let's me stay awake later than that"
* Werdna_LB sucks his dummy
Just "dwindling" time away:
<Werdna_LB> yey...the think tank posts have dwindled down from 50-60 posts a day to roughly 3 a day :o)
<Kermee> yah..
<Kermee> must be a weekend :P
<Werdna_LB> the point of saying that is...i like the word "dwindle"
CM Tom trys something new:
* CM_Tom thinks
<Werdna_LB> this could take a while then...
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<CM_Tom> arrgh, My head
* CM_Tom rubs the side of his head
<Werdna_LB> should smoke be coming from your head???
<CM_Tom> no, I stopped thinking just in time
<Werdna_LB> now never do that again!!!
<CM_Tom> ok
Floccinoccinihilipifilication:
<Mairin> floccinoccinihilipifilication is a good word
<Werdna_LB> the start of that sounds like a coffee
<Werdna_LB> ...then I struggle reading the rest
<CM_Tom> bah...some of that word resembles my surname
<CM_Tom> :P
<Werdna_LB> what Tom Filaication ???
<Mairin> flocci-nocci-nihil-ipifili-cation
<CM_Tom> ...
<Mairin> it's easy when you know how. :)
<Werdna_LB> Tom Cinoccini
<Mairin> lol!
<Mairin> Tom Ipifili
<Werdna_LB> ah...but can you say it three times fast
<Mairin> yup. :
<Mairin> :P
<Werdna_LB> yeah, so can I...it's a shame you can't here me :o)
<Mairin> lol
All that "twoddle":
* MindB_ndr salutes
<Werdna_LB> i remember what "Twoddle" means !!!
<Werdna_LB> it's another word for stuff
<MindB_ndr> heheh
<MindB_ndr> another word for hash?
<MindB_ndr> nahhh
<MindB_ndr> twoddle is just something like twiddle
<MindB_ndr> (mybe a typo?:P )
<Werdna_LB> I have a this and that and....and all that twoddle
<CM_Tom> "God I'm Goodİ
<Werdna_LB> no, i think I've used it before
<MindB_ndr> who's got a dictionairy?
<MindB_ndr> (find me the spelling for dictionairy while you're at it)
<CM_Tom> I have got a dictionary (somewhere)
* Werdna_LB salutes back to Mind - "where are my manners...nope, not down here"
* CM_Tom would salute, but he has no arms
Wing III Rule:
<LCM_Aeron> which platform does wing VI and V use?
<CM_Tom> uh...TIE
<CM_Tom> its a Sov Wing
<LCM_Aeron> yah
<Shawshank> Wing III is the only NON-TIE wing on the Sov
<CM_Tom> I thought all Sov wings were TIE?
<LCM_Aeron> no
<Werdna_LB> Wing III rule!!!
<CM_Tom> What Platform is Wing III?
* LCM_Aeron hits Werdna
<LCM_Aeron> quiet
<LCM_Aeron> XvT I believe
<CM_Tom> go Avenger (The Ship)
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* MindB_ndr salutes who needs that kind of thing
<Werdna_LB> yes go...go Avenger...leave us
* CM_Tom kills Loser Boy
* Werdna_LB needs salutes
* Werdna_LB feeds of them
* MindB_ndr salutes werdna again
<MindB_ndr> got plenty of those, have another:)
<Werdna_LB> thank you, that's my dinner sorted
<CM_Tom> hmm...interesting
* CM_Tom twiddles his Spock Ears
<Werdna_LB> actually, I'll have to go now...as it really is dinner-time
* MindB_ndr twoddles his... euh...
<MindB_ndr> cya werdna
<CM_Tom> bye
<LCM_Aeron> bye
<CM_Tom> 12:00 - Dinner Time?
<Werdna_LB> I'll "dwindle" my time in here later
<LCM_Aeron> send us a letter
<Werdna_LB> bye
Deep Thoughts:
<CM_Sloth> 8,5Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey: Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.
<ShadwHawk> or assume the busy garbage guy is hired help and pretend not to see him
Werdna_LB> anyone who reads dilbert knows that the garbage guy is the smartest man in the world, I would talk to him
<CM_Sloth> 8,5Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey: If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.
<Kou-Taiki> Heh the only Deep thoughts that I can remember is: My girlfriend was offended when I used the word puke... but to me, thats what her dinner tasted like.
Suck ups:
<Werdna_LB> ah, Commendation of Loyalty time...have we all been good suck ups lately?
<CM_Sloth> I don't suck up, i naturally do good work
<CM_Sloth> but i prolly won't get one
<Werdna_LB> that's why you have to be really active now
<CM_Sloth> I am, I've flown 3 Battles this week, and I'm doing all the Uniforms for another squad in my wing
<CM_Sloth> and i just sent in my IIC/2 test
<CM_Sloth> That will mark my 9th complete IWATS course
<Werdna_LB> send a mail to your WC...ask how they are...say if they need any jobs done...
<Werdna_LB> ...and then you will be in their head around recommandation time
<Werdna_LB> of course, I won't bother with all that coz I'm cool
<CM_Sloth> heh
<CM_Sloth> you i'm sure you'll get one (just cause they always stiff me)
<Mairin> errrrrrrrrr.................
<Werdna_LB> "stiff" you???
* Mairin hides behind Werdna
<Werdna_LB> their more friendly at your Wing aren't they?
<Werdna_LB> their = they're
* Mairin covers her virgin ears and hums loudly
<Mairin> i can't hear you... nah nah nah nah nah!
<CM_Sloth> no, they aren't like that at my wing I believe your thinking of Wing X
<Werdna_LB> sing a childhood song instead, that takes you back to innocent times even more
<Mairin> baa baa black sheep have you any wool
<Mairin> yes sir yes sir three bags full
<Mairin> one for the master and one for the dame
<Mairin> and one for the little boy who lives down the lane
<CM_Sloth> 8,5Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey: Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that's the least effective on me is a kind of clicking noise.
<CM_Sloth> you realize how unlikely it is to have a black sheep?
<Mairin> there are black sheep
<Mairin> there are even yellow sheep
<Mairin> and pink sheep
<CM_Sloth> I know, but they are rare
<Mairin> and purple sheep
<Werdna_LB> just dye it different colours
<Mairin> and red sheep
<Mairin> and green sheep
<Werdna_LB> you could have a fluffy rainbow bouncing around in the fields
<Mairin> ooooh
* Mairin sends Werdna out to accomplish it
* Werdna_LB can't find any dye, so he gets some ink pens instead
<Mairin> ooooh :)
<Werdna_LB> of course, I would have to catch said sheep to dye it...which would give me funny looks
After being cut off from my ISP AGAIN!!!:
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<Werdna_LB> i feel like myself again
<Werdna_LB> notice the addition of "like" to avoid jokes in that line
<`Ninja> Heh.
<`Ninja> Good call, actually.
<Kou-Taiki> Its better if you can get someone else to that for you anyhow =p
<Mairin> woo!
<Mairin> or even several people. :P
<Werdna_LB> ah yes, the hunt to find someone who can put "like" into any sentence
<Werdna_LB> that truely is a special someone
<Kou-Taiki> I wouldn't know about the several ppl dealie=p
<Werdna_LB> gotta go bye bye so...bye bye