Fashion
by Werdna Elbee

With Mairin away this month, she hasn't been here to give us here insights into style. Don't worry to much, you're not missing out. The rumour was that she was going to promote corduroy slacks and loafers this month. I think you've all been saved from this evil woman and her mean pranks.

I would like to think I have more style anyway. People always come up to me and go "Damn! You look hot!". Admittedly I work in a Bakery and it may be because of the warm ovens, but I think it's the apron that turns the ladies on.

Okay, okay...I'm a man, and thus don't know anything about fashion. The closest thing a man is interested in fashion is wither he remembered to zipped up his fly after he went to the toilet. Even then, only 30% of men would bother to zip it back up again if they did forget.

There are only two types of men in the world that know about fashion: -

Gay Men - I know that sounds stereotypical, but at least 80% of gay men are fashionable. I know this because at every art college and university that I've visited or know people that go there, the majority of the students for fashion design are gay men. It's very, very true. The people who actually do the fashion courses admit that.

Rich Men - ...because they pay gay men who have done fashion courses to tell them what to wear.

So the lesson for today's class is, if you see a man who has bothered to zip his fly up then they are probably gay. And if you see a man who hasn't zipped up his fly, don't shake his hand. Eww.

I've went off topic, haven't I?