Christmas being the time for love and sharing… we at the Cosmo decided it was time to spread that love in the direction of your boyfriend and start sharing your bed, at the very least. So here are our Christmas sex tips.
On Christmas Day, pack up a little stocking for him, filled with lots of naughty treats. Ann Summers is your one stop shop for half these little goodies. We can highly recommend pink furry handcuffs and some of the more… adventurous bath toys. Make sure you wrap up your presents carefully and enjoy the look on his face as he unwraps them. Let him know that he gets to play with his new toys later… much later…
Cook him a delicious Christmas dinner. Make sure he eats some of it – but not all of it! When you take him to bed later you don’t want him falling asleep on you cause he’s eaten too much! Tease him with dessert – Yule log is great for this, as is ice cream. I’m sure you can imagine how…
Make sure you recover from dinner. It’s all very well munching a lot at lunchtime, but you don’t want to make yourself ill, so take a little snooze afterwards. Let him do the washing up (if he’s whipped enough to consent) and have a wee lie down. After an hour, you should be raring to go. Or fast asleep.
Put those handcuffs to good use… sneak up on him whilst he’s snoozing and chain him up. Now you have him where you want him, tease, play, taunt and drive him crazy with all manner of crazy kooky ideas. When he can’t take any more, it’s time to let him have what he’s been hanging out for all day – the beer.