Trivia

EHM "Ready for Anything?" Trivia Test
by Ironfist

You're a trained fighter jock, ready for anything...but how do you handle a crisis situation out of the cockpit? Are you ready to face any problem ? Are you the “Always Prepared” type? This trivia test will enable you to find out how prepared you are!

1- You are taking a dump, and just as you squeeze out the last lot, the hideous truth dawns on you...there is no toilet paper. What do you do?

A) I always keep an emergency roll in my jacket.
B) Three words: Blaster Cleaning Cloth.
C) “Shake” it, get dressed and accuse others of smelling bad.
D) Cry for help (There may be someone in the next cubicle who could throw some over for you).

2- It's five in the morning, and the alarm goes off signalling it's time for duty:

A) Being a well organised individual, you are already dressed, so all you have to do is run along to the briefing room and wait for your CO.
B) You have your clothes ready...so you just slip into them.
C) You go to your locker and frantically search for the clothes you "definitely" left there.
D) Remembered that there may be a pair of soiled pants somewhere in this shithole you call a home....

3- You're on a date, and you arrive back at hers. She asks you to come in, and a bit later things are about to get "jiggy"...she asks if you've got protection.

A) "I always carry 4 boxes of triple thick ribbed rubbers tucked under my belt next to my lightsaber."
B) Lucky! You have on left in your wallet.
C) Improvise! A bath cap and a rubber band will do just fine.
D) Shout "SHIT!" in a very loud voice, leave, and spend the night alone in your own quarters.

4- You're on a romantic date. Everything's going fine until you notice an ugly piece of meat wedged between your date's two front teeth. Do you:

A) Stretch across the table, kiss her deeply, and suck it out.
B) Move closer to her and quietly inform her that she's got the produce of a small butcher's between her teeth.
C) Use a fork to clumsily clean it out for her, causing everyone else in the restaurant to look on in disgust.
D) Just stare at her, think to yourself how bad she looks, and hope none of your friends see it.

5- You go on planet leave for a week to visit your family and your daughter breaks it to you that her and her boyfriend have "unified their love". Do you:

A) Ask if she were protection, and the address of the guy, intending to stop there later.
B) Call your wife and ask her to talk with her, then go straight to the boy's house.
C) Become disoriented, call your wife and faint.
D) Scream, get your lightsaber, hunt down the little bastard, and teach him the art of castration.

6- You are in the mess hall, tucking into your dinner, when the ship's female medical officer passes you. Engrossed in the woman's "assets" you trip and throw your meal all over her. What is your next move?

A) Say “Sorry”, and offer to repay her in a form of a dinner, in a select restaurant.
B) Say “Sorry”, clean her up, and try and convince her that the green spot will disappear.
C) Say that it was her fault and demand her to get another meal for you.
D) Start mumbling about how the fruit juice has soaked into her already tight top, causing it to become virtually transparent and then escape for the bathroom.

Responses

If you have a majority of A’s: Congratz! You know how to handle in any crisis situation. You are prepared for anything, and seems like you are just wanting things to happen, to prove you're right.

If you have a majority of B’s: You try to be prepared, but sometimes things don’t work as you expected, but mostly you come out OK.

If you have a majority of C’s: Looks like you have a problem. Try to be more prepared, expect bad things to happen to you, and you will improve.

If you have a majority of D’s: You really shouldn’t live in society, never mind serve in the military. The others probably smile when you do something, because they already foresee you about to f**k it up. It is a desperate case, and you will be in some major trouble sooner or later.