The Intrepid Activity comp is still quite active, with Diamondback kicking everyone, and Asp Squadron on 110 points. The scores can be found here.

Ship News

-Phantom is back, and it looks like she'll be uber-leader for a while, as Frodo has gone on leave for the next few weeks. In his infinite(?) wisdom, he has allowed ME to possess the XvT Stick...ph33r

-The Intrepid Pseudo-SC comp is on! At the moment Diamondback squadron is in the lead, with CPT T'van Oris the top pilot for the Wing.

-Fleet News

Wednesday · July 23 · 2003

Commodore Promotions
11:18 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
I'm very pleased today to be able to honour two of the TIE Corps' best Flag Officers. Rear Admiral Indaro Gallia, COM of the ISD Colossus, and Rear Admiral Jahan Kalar, COM of the ISD Relentless, are both hereby promoted to the rank of Vice Admiral in recognition of the untiring support they give to their Ships and to the TIE Corps.

Myself and AD Krax hold both of these Officers in high regard and these promotions are very much deserved. Congrats guys!

Wing XI Wing Commander Selected
11:02 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Congratulations go out to Major BubbaX who has been selected to take over as the Immortal's new Wing Commander.

Tuesday · July 22 · 2003

Wing XIII WC
10:03 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
The position of Wing XIII WC on the ISD Grey Wolf is now open to applications. Those wishing to apply should be able to meet the following requirements:

At least FOUR months experience as a Squadron Commander in the TIE Corps
No HCI convictions in the past 12 months
Familiarity with the online and offline aspects of X-Wing vs TIE Fighter
Be able to handle large amounts of email and admin within a short amount of time in an efficient manner
Be able to organise competitions / activity within the Wing and motivate those under your command
Be able to work in a mature attitude with all levels of command in the TIE Corps
Demonstrate that you have the drive and motivation to take command of a Wing and ensure it's growth and success
You may include up to 2 references from current or former superiors (get their permission first!). Applications should be sent to Admiral Darksaber and Vice Admiral Khadgar with the subject "Wing XIII WC" by Sunday 27th July.

Monday · July 21 · 2003

Testers and engineer sought once again
13:32 - AD Marcin Szydlowski [pbmike@go2.pl]
This time we need TIE guys and we have different rules. Contact TCC:TIE and ask him. If he says you are hired, then you are.

Competitions Active in #ehcoc
08:05 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
The COO staff would like to announce that competitions in #ehcoc are active again. Type !help in channel for a list of commands. For more information on what comps are running please visit Combat Calander. You can find additional information at http://ehcoc.minos.net.

XvT Week of War LXI - July 2003
08:02 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
XvT Week of War LXI began on July 18th and ends 02:00 PM, Fri July 25 so there's still plenty of time to take part. It is held on the MSN Gaming Zone. For more information go to XvT WoW LXI .

Sunday · July 20 · 2003

Commendation of Loyalty Recommendations
19:37 - VA Khaine [sheepy@ihug.co.nz]
The bi-annual awarding of the Commendation of Loyalty to members of the Emperor's Hammer who have displayed tremendous dedication to the Fleet is fast approaching. Details for the Tiecorps are listed below, refer to the Operations Office Report for other EH subgroups.

Each Squadron Commander can make recommendations to their Wing Commander who will choose three (3) members of their wing to receive the CoL and forward the names to their Commodore and Battlegroup Commodore. Each BGCOM may recommend up to three (3) more awards for their flag officers. The Battlegroup Commander will collate the awards for their battlegroup and forward the names (with pin numbers) to the Flight Officer (fo@emperorshammer.org) and myself (ops@emperorshammer.org).

Additionally, the Commander of each Elite Squadron may recommend one (1) of their members to receive the CoL. This should be sent directly to the Flight Officer and myself. Therefore the FO and I should only be receiving CoL recommendations from the Battlegroup Commanders and the Commanders of the Elite Squadrons.

All recommendations must be submitted to myself (and the Flight Officer) by the 19th of August. Late submissions will be rejected. If there are any questions, please ask and don't leave it until the last minute.

New battles and free missions
00:44 - AD Marcin Szydlowski [pbmike@klub.chip.pl]
Some new stuff

XvT-TC #78
BoP-TC #20
XvT-FREE #150
XWA-FREE #105

Monk's Corner

Whee, back at school again, which means I won't be able to keep sending in those crushing loads of pilot files...oh well :P

<Joey> !ask Do you like me?
<MackFyre> JoeyC, No.

<`MK> they're silocon and very durable. ask Drake he read the FAQ :P
* Lord_Mack looks at Drake
* `D has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

<JoeyC> !lapdance
*Aceb0t jumps on Joey's lap and knee's him in the face

[11:42] *JoeyC has quit IRC (Flying XWA for a sex)
[11:42] *JoeyC has joined #WingXIV
[11:42] *JoeyC has quit IRC (sec*)

<Yukito> i want to propose a challenge to JoeyC the coward :P
<JoeyC|WSR> i deny spouting many different reasons including the fact i'm writing your WSR :P
<Yukito> ok
<Wroth> haha
<Wroth> touché

Damn :P

 

Fiction/GFX Arena

Well 14 weeks into CMDRship now, so I figured it was high time to deliver the Asp Standing Orders!

1. If you spot underwear in your quarters that do not belong to you, please send them to the Flight Office

2. If for any reason you feel the need to partake in some wholesome insubordination, go ahead, but remember to use the word 'ma'am' at least four times

3. GWSOoM are to be avoided at all times, even in cases where their lives are in jeopary - trust me, whatever we did to get in that situation we deserve to suffer, and suffer badly :D

4. The Commodore and Wing Commander are to be admired, pampered, and held in god-like status until further notice.

5. Getting Kick/Ban'd does not raise your social stature, contrary to popular opinion.

6. From this day forth, all Multi-Player combat must be held over a modem, until I get cable

7. Have fun, that's an order!

 

.....Ooops, those are the wrong orders....I'll try to find the proper ones next week :P

Activity Report

CMDR/CPT Joey C
MB, IRC Activity
Comments: Yes, back to where I oughta be :P

FM/LT Glauron
XvT-FREE #4
XvT-FREE #5
XvT-FREE #6
XvT-FREE #7
XvT-FREE #8
XvT-FREE #9
XvT-FREE #10
Comments: Yay! Flying! :D

FL/CM Yukito
Comments: I have an inkling you did do something and I missed it...*ponder*

FM/LT Scott Jones
Unknown
Comments: Week 3 of nothing, oonnee mmoorree weeeek

FL/LT Mystic Rogue
Paperwork being filled out
Comments: Will be transferred next week

FM/LCM Slawter Thren
TIE-FREE #125
Transferred
Comments: Sorry to see you go :(

Final Note

Well, you have your orders (I think) They are to fly, be active, etc! THINK BIG! :D

Thats it from me for another week :D.

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CPT Joey C/Asp/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid
PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [CAVL] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}