Weekly Squadron Report

by CMDR/CM Joey C

14/06/2003

"Why does a man endanger his job, yes even his life, by asking me for money?"
"People like dogs Mr. Burns"
"Oh posh. If I came up to you and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you do?"
"Erm...if you did it sir?"

On that note, lets begin..

Squadron News

*No activity this week from anyone, but that's alright, most of us just finished examinations. But we must pull ourselves together for this week >:)

*

Ship News

- The Intrepid Top Gun Ladders seventh week is coming to an end. There is ONE more weeks left. Remember to report all matches to MAJ Phantom at: ge_phantom2002@yahoo.com.....all these updates had better be right...or I would have been making errors for 8 weeks >:P

-Fleet News

Friday · June 13 · 2003

Captivating Colloquia
12:22 - AD Keldorn [gmf@kweeky.net]
The Training Office (under the sponsorship of the Imperial University) is launching a series of IRC colloquia – individual ‘online conferences’ that serve to educate and discuss matters of importance to our role as members of the Emperor’s Hammer and the internet community. These events will take the form of a presentation from professionals followed by directed questions and open discussion. I am calling for proposals for these events to focus upon (such topics can span Star Wars canon to matters of real-life relevance; literature, popular culture, music – the possibilities are essentially endless). Any such ideas or comments should be sent to me at to@emperorshammer.org.

Tuesday · June 10 · 2003

Grey Wolf COM Promoted
08:30 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com]
Many congratulations go out to Rear Admiral Khadgar, the Commodore of the ISD Grey Wolf, who has been promoted to the rank of Vice Admiral in recognition of his work to date. The second time he's earned such a promotion, I'm sure it's routine by now ;)

Monday · June 09 · 2003

CA:TAC sought
13:04 - AD Marcin Szydlowski [pbmike@klub.chip.pl]
I have opened CA:TAC for applications. All details can be found here

I promise to learn how to close my tags in future

Week of War's
12:50 - VA Kyle Katarn [Kyle.Katarn@isdcolossus.com]
Please congratulate LC Azazel for his formidable flying in [XWA] Week of War XLIX. He won 7 times and is the overall Winner of this War.

Also, LT Tek Selkirk von 30 matches in [XvT] Week of War LIX. With this outstanding performance, the EH managed to get the 2nd place in this Week of War. Really outstanding. Please keep up the great work.

Monk's Corner

Can you believe it? I put my picture on TCCC! (Tie Corps Cam Centre) you can find it at http://tccc.tiecorps.net

Sadists, no-one turned up for the GWSOoM Annual Dance :P This report seems frightfully thin to me, so I will attempt to fill it with funny IRC Quotes....please more activity for next week so I can stop putting these in :P

*Swish*

<`prae|awy> who plays XvT MP when there's no chance of a medal anyway?
* JoeyC raises a hand
<Girthy> rargh
<`prae|awy> no I mean when there's no comp on
* JoeyC raises a hand
<`prae|awy> you are a fool
* JoeyC raises both hands

Wonders of Rank

[16:21] <JoeyC> Vice Admiral is the rank attained by those who are mean and cruel and infected with fleas
[16:21] <MAJ_RazoR> Correct Joey
[16:22] <`Zoltar> And Admirals?
[16:22] <JoeyC> sorry, can't say when Admirals are present :P
[16:22] <MAJ_RazoR> That... only that the fleas moved from head to armpits
[16:22] <MAJ_RazoR> cause the head starts to bald
[16:23] <JoeyC> Admirals are the officers who have a rear-end not worth mentioning and aren't mean enough to make them stand out from the rest
[16:23] <MAJ_RazoR> heh
[16:23] <MAJ_RazoR> Zolt: that was a challenge...
[16:24] * JoeyC gets the chicken off the table...Yes yes it was :P
[16:25] <JoeyC> and they're short :P
[16:25] <`Zoltar> Short? :P
[16:25] <JoeyC> yes :P
[16:25] <JoeyC> you aren't HIGH Admirals after all :P
[16:25] <MAJ_RazoR> heh
[16:25] * `Zoltar groans
[16:25] <`Zoltar> That deserves a kick. :P

He kicked me later that night :P

Fiction/GFX Arena

Nothing :P

Activity Report

CMDR/CM Joey C
Regular CMDR Duties
MB, IRC Activity
Comments: Nothing, I hate myself

FL/LCM Yukito
Created Flight II Site
Comments: I got it right, it was Flight II, not III. Thanks for pointing that one out :)

FM/LT Scott Jones
Examinations, should be back soon
Comments: Speaks for itself

FL/LT Mystic Rogue
IWATS ICQ (June 1)
MSN and IRC Contact
Trying to recruit
Comments: Sorry, forgot to mention that IWATS course last week :(

FM/LT Lascaris
Nothing
Comments: Gone

FM/LCM Slawter Thren
E-mail contact
Comments: Remember to e-mail Mystic or myself if you can't do anything during the week

Final Note

Now that Crim is CMDR of Krayt, the two of us are throwing ideas around for an Asp vs Krayt comp, so start preparing for a solid week or two of activity sometime in the future

Thats it from me for another week :D. TCCC r0xx0r!

[23:53] <`Zoltar> What was the full name of the Order of the Monks? :P
[23:53] <`Zoltar> I used to know it. :P
[23:54] <`Zoltar> You told me once before. :P
[23:54] <JoeyC> yes but you were just a VA then :P
[23:54] <GHORG> they're rather secret about it... they only spam it across half the message boards

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CM Joey C/Asp/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid
PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}