Weekly Squadron Report

by CMDR/CM Joey C

07/06/2003

"Hey kids, look at the invitations to the barbeque!" "Hi, you have been invited to Homer Simpson's BBBQ. The extra 'B' is for BYOBB." "What's that extra 'B' for?" "That's a typo"

On that note, lets begin..

Squadron News

*Whee! Medals galore this week :) The following recieved medals:

• PC to LT Mystic Rogue
• ISM to LCM Yukito
• ISM to LT Mystic Rogue

BTW, these can be viewed on the Asp Web-Site :P

*LCM Yukito has created a Web-site for Flight III. This can be found at http://minos.net/~yukito. Nice work Yukito :)

Ship News

- The Intrepid Top Gun Ladders sixth week is coming to an end. There are twomore weeks left. Remember to report all matches to MAJ Phantom at: ge_phantom2002@yahoo.com. Current leader is Krayt mesa thinks.

-Frodo Frodo Frodo...when will you learn? :P Yes, RA Frodo March is our new Commodore :D

-*takes a deep breath* CM CrimsonFury has taken command of Krayt Squadron. CM Savage Az has also gone to Krayt Squadron. Major congrats to Crimmy...although now Asp's objective is to take them down :P

-Fleet News

Avenger COM Retires 05:40 - HA Priyum Patel [spellfire@btinternet.com] This morning Rear Admiral Charles "Demos" Spencer submitted his resignation as Commodore of the SSD Avenger due to RL Military commitments. On behalf of the TIE Corps, I wish him a safe and speedy return to us.

Myself and VA Khaen will be taking applications for a new COM, but until I post the requirements, do not submit one.

Sunday · June 01 · 2003

PA site update 23:38 - VA Darknyte [darknyte@alltel.net] Until the Minos redirections come back online for subdomains, please use this link if you wish to visit the PA site: http://www.minos.net/~darknyte. That is the true URL of the site, http://galaxies.minos.net is simply a redirection, but it should be working again as well soon. In the interim, please use the true URL.

Zone and Week of War update 13:12 - VA Kyle Katarn [Kyle.Katarn@isdcolossus.com] Great work ppls!

The EH is now a very active BSC Club. When I took over the COO Job we didn't won anything in WoW, but as you can see now here, we are getting better. Here are the most important win's for the EH.

XWA:

Week of War, April 2003, 2nd place Week of War, February 2003, 2nd place XvT:

Week of War, February 2003, 3rd place Great work! Keep it up. You make me proud. Maybe in the near future it is possible that we reach the 1st place. This is a big goal from me personally.

Also you noticed that XvT Week of War moved away from the Zone. COOA Dax Corrin is currently writing an update for all you MPer's. I will keep you informed. Updates from the Combat Calendar and the EHCOC Website will be made tomorrow.

BitchX Professor Open for Applications 05:38 - AD Keldorn [gmf@kweeky.net]

The Training Office is current looking for a new BitchX (a text-based IRC client) Professor to join the Imperial Weapons and Tactics School. The requirements are:

An active member of the Emperor’s Hammer holding the rank of Lieutenant (or equivalent) or above. Extensive knowledge of the open-source IRC client, BitchX (http://www.bitchx.org/). Be able to grade exam submissions within 24 hours. Keeping Graduate Counts (total and per month). Maintaining/updating the Course Notes (basic HTML knowledge necessary; or a good WYSIWYG editor). Applications should be sent to me (to@emperorshammer.org) with the subject “BitchX PROF Application”.

Saturday · May 31 · 2003

MCW battles + more 14:35 - AD Marcin Szydlowski [pbmike@go2.pl] 2nd round of Mission Creation Wars is over. Winners will be announced tomorrow and now you have the battles!

TIE-TC #209,210 - both MCW TIE-FREE #233 TIE-DB #15 XvT-TC #71 - MCW from Frodo Have fun! TAC 3K: 56 to go!

Monk's Corner

Can you believe it? I put my picture on TCCC! (Tie Corps Cam Centre) you can find it at http://tccc.tiecorps.net

Whee, exams are over! :D And to celebrate, the GWSOoM is holding an Annual Dance in #GWSOoM at 1900 EST on Saturday June 7th. For more details click here. I have quite a few IRC logs this week...who needs to fly when you can log? >:P

Damn, I lost this one...

[19:15] * ThornBUSY is now known as ThornBATH [19:17] <CPT_Yoda> thats not needed [19:17] <JoeyC> wha? :P [19:17] * CPT_Yoda imagines a wookie in the bath [19:17] <MAJ_DarkC> lol [19:17] <CPT_Yoda> thorn . STATUS - bath. Species - Wookie [19:18] <CPT_Yoda> Joey. STATUS - slow on the uptake. Species - ERROR! [19:18] <JoeyC> LOL [19:18] <JoeyC> i'm logging that :P [19:18] <MAJ_DarkC> lol

Gotta love Fridays

[19:03] <Astatine> well, it's friday [19:03] <Astatine> time to get drunk and choke to death on my own vomit [19:04] <JoeyC> yes yes, that's the spirit! :D

'Twas worth it

[19:17] <CrimFury> !waltz Astatine [19:17] * JoeyC nods to the DJ, who starts off the slow traditional dance. CrimFury and Astatine slowly sway to the tune, ignoring the other people in attendance who are throwing food at them and shouting 'BORING!' [19:18] <JoeyC> what the... [19:18] <MAJ_Devin> I better be quiet before I get descriminated against for something I'm not [19:18] * CrimFury dodges the 10 pound fruitcake Dev thru and it hits Ast right upside the head :P [19:18] <CrimFury> well....that INcriminates you, but your still not descriminated against :P [19:19] <Astatine> dorks

Fiction/GFX Arena

Nothing :P

Activity Report

CMDR/CM Joey C Aggressor Strike Force Competition, 1 match, no wins Regular CMDR Duties MB, IRC Activity Comments: Now that I'm back, look out :P FL/LCM Yukito Created Flight III Site Comments: Thanks for getting that site up and running

FM/LT Scott Jones Examinations, should be back soon Comments: Whee, reading Flight Reports does have its advantages after all...kidding, I read them all :P

FL/LT Mystic Rogue XvT-TC #37 XvT-TC #38 XvT-TC #39 MSN and IRC Contact Trying to recruit Comments: Flying again! Yay! :D

FM/LT Lascaris Nothing Comments: Sorry, I can't wait out any longer

FM/LCM Slawter Thren E-mail contact Comments: Remember to e-mail Mystic or myself if you can't do anything during the week

Final Note

Now that Crim is CMDR of Krayt, the two of us are throwing ideas around for an Asp vs Krayt comp, so start preparing for a solid week or two of activity sometime in the future

Thats it from me for another week :D. TCCC r0xx0r!

[21:20] *JoeyC has joined #tiecorps [21:20] <CrimFury> Welcome back bignose! [21:20] <dweezil> GONZO!

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CM Joey C/Asp/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid PCx3/ISMx3/MoT-1gh/IS-2BR-1GW/LoC-CSx9/DFC-Rx1/CoB/LoAx2/OV [DRAG] {IWATS-AIM-ICQ-M/1-SM/3-XAM-XTM/1}