Tornado Squadron
Report #62
5.2.2003 - LC Master
<SALUTE>
Hey, wadda ya know... looks like one time, a Tornado WSR is in
time:)
FL MAJ Hev Randrowan reporting in cause our CMDR is busy RL with some
heavy lif... err... keeping social ties to members of the opposite
sex...
*takes a look at his notes...*
I remember him cursing bout badly designed XWA missions... seems as
he did some Mission-testing of somekind.
MB activity.
On leave.
MAJ Hev Randrowan:
Stole 7 pillows this week... consumed 21 liters of coffee...
Along drawing some GFX, some MB activity and Recruitment effort, I
managed to pull all the non-sense you can find in this report out of my
fingers only 30 minutes after getting up:)
LT Ivan Steiner:
The last thing I saw of him was that he locked himself into his
locker along with some magazines from under Master's bed...I wonder when
the batteries of his flashlight will be drained...
No activity for him....
LT Miackus:
<MAJ_RazoR> okay, other question: What you managed to do this
week?:)
[5:19am] * `Mack got really annoyed and ended up knocking a porta-toilet
over.
[5:19am] <`Mack> does that count?
Along spitting furballs into my coffee and chewing holes into my socks I
think the Goat of Vengeance actually annoyed some people on the Daedalus
Roster.
Hev lowered his bottle and turned it upside down... empty...
" *Burp!* Miack... you know what?"
Miack, finally managing to seperate his eyes from his bottle.
"*Burp* What?!"
" *Burp* What's the point in having lotsa Flight Members? Don't you
think we have it far easier without them around?" he raises a new
bottle of beer.
"More beer for us... noone asking stupid questions , noone nagging,
noone forcing us to actually take care for..."
" *Burp* Yeah... sooo true...* Miack prods an empty bottle of beer
and sends it rolling down the cantina. "You still got
beer?"
Hev turns the his last bottle upside down... " *Burp* No... looks
like we got to fetch some more...."
Both Miack's and Hev's eyes focussed the fridge 20 meters away on the
opposite end of the cantina... noone moved, rather they simply looked
into
each others eyes, simultaneously shouting the one sentence.
"WE NEED FMS!!!!"
Master : "I want minions!"
Frey: "I want a filled and active Tornadosquad!"
3 Questions, one answer:
COMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the
Empire.
HOMEPAGE:
http://tornado.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE
BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight
the good fight
1) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LT Miackus (Jonothon@nihill666.freeserve.co.uk)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
So, that's it, enjoy and don't let the Goat get your
linen...
FL/MAJ Hev Randrowan/Tornado 2-1/WingX/ISD Challenge
SS/BSx5/PCx13/ISMx12/MoI/MoT-1rh/IS-5BW-3BR-3SR/LoC-IS-CS-Rx3/DFC-Rx1/CoL/CoB/LoAx3/OV-3E
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