Odin Weekly Squadron Report #10 - CPT Pickled Yoda

24th of May, 2003.

WSR! I got a WSR here! Get it while it’s holy, fresh from Yoda’s brain to your datapads!

NEWS

Medals

 IS-BR to Vladet for the Creative Names comp.

Transfers

LT Dj Gilpin to the RSVs

Total Pilot Files: Four

Promotions CMDR Yoda is now a Captain!

Surf’s Up!

Greetings Pilots from Wing XIII! Tonight I will be your host Commander Kael Malah’k and report you the latest developments and other happenings in the Imperial Star Destroyer Grey Wolf.

- Flagstaff and Command news, this week our beloved * cough * Wing Commander Archon has been promoted too the rank of lieutenant colonel, after spending almost two and a half years of slack.. err I mean after spending two and a half years of hard dedicated work towards the EH Command has decided too reward him, as always the Cantina is open and I’m sure that our dear Wing Commander would love too buy us a drink!

- Also three of the Grey Wolf’s most dedicated officers have finally returned back home, yes MAJ Hev Randrowan, LT Miackus, and CM Dark Archon have returned too our midst again! They will fulfil the role of Flight member and Ship’s mascot!

- The position of Tartarus Commander is once again filled, this time by Lieutenant Colonel JDF1984! Congratulations Lieutenant Colonel I’m sure Lieutenant Miackus and Major Hev Randrowan want too welcome you too the ship with their special ritual ( Give him the treatment guys ! ).

- Reincarnation of a lost Bureau: Recent sources have told us that the Pillow Office of the Grey Wolf has been opened once again. With the Return of Major Hev Randrowan and with the assignment of Command Attaché Kieran Laserlight, no one’s pillows are safe again. So if you got a pillow, hold on too it tight and don’t get in sight of either Major Randrowan or Lieutenant Commander Laserlight.

- In other news, In the case of the Lost pillows ( Nr 4568 of Grey Wolf crimes ) Commander Joey C has been reported as a suspect in the case, investigators have found what appear to be feathers from one of the stolen pillows which were originally .. stolen. Commander Joey C has been confined too his quarters under security of two Crewmembers.

- The Monthly Squadron Evaluation Reports from Crusader and Valkyrie have thus far not been submitted too the Commodore and Wing Commander, various crewmembers want them too:

Quote:

* Now talking in #wingxiii

* Topic is 'Khadgar wants MSEs from Thorn and Draco | Archon wants them too | DS wants them too | Joey wants them too | Keiran wants them too. |thats CPT Yoda, scum'

* Set by Archon on Wed May 21 22:10:33

As you can see various remarks have been made about them!

Well that’s pretty much it ! tune in next time for more Wing XIII news!

CM Kael Malah’k

Surf’s Up is a new column in the WSR. Tune in next week!   Yoda.

WAR ROOM

Sovereign Squadron League

Round Five we had a VERY disappointing three submissions.

Ed. Apophis’s submission was late and might be counted (that makes four)

RESURGENCE

Final results still pending.

ACTIVITY

Odin 1-1

CMDR Yoda

·        XvT TC 66, F 140

·        Averaging 100 hours per month on IRC

·        MCW

Odin 1-2

CM Kael

·        MSN, IRC, MB

·        “Evil Fiction”

Odin 1-3

LT Porshakka

·        Lots of school work to do.

Odin 2-1

LCM Apophis Kuma

·        XvT F 140, XvT TC 33

·        Flight Report

Odin 2-2

LT Ghorg

·        Flew F 140 like a good Odiner!

·        IRC Activity

·        Unbanned from MBs

Odin 3-1

LCM Vladet

·        XvT F 140

·        IRC, Email, MB contact.

Notes – is finishing school soon and plans to party

Odin 3-2

MAJ Kelh

·        IRC, MB, MSN            .

Note – Busy with his masters!

SQUADRON COMMANDER’S OFFICE

As seen in IRC.

<CM_Yoda> its...an aussie conspiracy

* Ulath waves his little plastic aussie flag

 <Ulath> I was up in Canberra today

<Ulath> I wanted to say heelo to the PM

<Ulath> but the guards kept saying he wasnt home

<Ulath> then they told me to leave or they'd force me to

<CM_Yoda> hehe

<Ulath> *end rant*

<JoeyC> LOL

<JoeyC> idiot :P

<CM_Yoda> almost the first monk to be RL arrested

<Ulath> lol

<JoeyC> :D

<CrimFury> lol

Keep those pilot files coming in to me!

I really want a WSR design that I can use, and that looks good.  I hate this green crud.

Enjoy guys! Email me with any queries.

Easy medals…

Citations

28!

Assignments

New SSL Mission! XvT F 138

Squadron Members

Seven.

FCHG and CR Standings

FCHG

[1252] CM Pickled Yoda
[549] MAJ Z'Harm Kelh Gasu'lk

[434] LCM Vladet Xavier
[314] LCM Apophis Kuma
[67] CM Kael Malahk
[62] LT Ghorg
[35] LT Porshakka

CR

[41] CM Pickled Yoda

[31] LCM Vladet Xavier

[13] MAJ Z’Harm Kelh Gasu’lk

Respectfully Submitted,

CMDR/CM Pickled Yoda/Odin/Wing XIII/ISD Grey Wolf
SS/BS/PCx3/ISMx2/MoI/MoT-1rh/IS-1BW-1BR-7SW-1GR/LoC-CSx4-Rx4/DFC-Rx3/CoS/CoB [GLDR] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-ICQ-M/1/2-SM/3-XTM/1}

-=Brotherhood of the Wolf=-

Odin Squadron. WC’s Own April 2003.

High Monk Yoda