Tornado Squadron
Report #59
4.15.2003 - LC Master
***~CMDR's Rant~***
As I've already said to our WC, I'm sorry for the lateness of this
report, when you work heaps over the weekend and have 5 tests on both
Monday and Tuesday its hard to find time to write anything
else.
This is Mark Sowrder of Challenge News reporting.
Over the last several weeks we have received reports of several problems
escalating on the Phoenix. We can confirm that these problems consist of
Coffee missing, everyone's pillows being stolen and general clumsiness on
some ones part.
All of a sudden in the last 36 hours these problems have stopped much to
the delight of several Reservists.
The investigation in continuing and we will keep you informed.
On a totally unrelated topic, Tornado Squadron on the Challenge welcomes
back Maj Hev Randrowan, whom has spent the several last weeks in the
Reserves. He has filled a vacant FL spot and seems happy about being
back.
Welcome back Hev, Tornado Squadron has missed you.
This is Mark Sowrder of Challenge News reporting.
That's right ladies and gents, Hev has returned to us as a FL, welcome
back mate. We are slowly getting back into greatness, lets continue, id
actually like to have a good MSE at the end of this month for a
chance.
I really hate having the same goals over and over every month since they
ain't fulfilled.
*Tornado Squadron - A Call to Arms*
Im suspending it for the moment. Due to lack of Interest, plus its
not fun when i win IS-BW after IS-BW.
Will be starting up again in a week or two.
*Recruitment*
If you haven't noticed Tornado is in desperate need of pilots, get
out there and ask your friends, your relatives, parents, grandmothers,
dogs, i don't care, lets just get some people in here.
We may be getting another pilot, but that's not an excuse to slack off.
GET OUT THERE AND RECRUIT.
*TIE Golf*
The objective is to get the Lowest score possible without in
game cheats,
Current mission is FREE-TIE 56.
I'm winning, if your going to make a move Styles, make it now
:P
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
~Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)~
~Write a Fiction~
~Create a Graphic~
~Take an IWATS Course~
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work,
Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be
given!
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Tornado Webpage*
http://tornado.squadron.org/
~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
I support the EH, i am not a member of the DB, therefore the whole thing
doesn't concern me, I've made it clear i support the EH for the last two
years and i will continue to do so, HOWEVER i will not sign the pledge of
loyalty, I've proven i support the EH, i may have problems with some
people, i may loose my temper and yell and rant, but i still do what i
think is best. I fully support the EH.
Normally i wouldn't say something like this on a report, but due to
Mike's post on the Tactical Office msg board, saying if we don't sign it
we will be fired I've decided to say something.
Im not going to force any of you to sign this, frankly i couldn't care.
If you want to follow the "Rebellion" i wish you the best of
luck. Its your choice, i know where some of you stand, the rest of u can
tell me, or not, i don't care. Its your career, do what you want with it,
I've worked far too hard to get where i am today. I wish those leaving
the best of luck, they are doing what they think is right.
Best of luck guys, your making the wrong choice in my eyes, but still
bests of luck.
Tornado (and the wing) sign the loyalty form if u want, i wont treat you
any different.
I wont hold you back cause u don't sign a stupid form, you have all
proven to me your loyalty, and thats enough for me.
We are all entitled to our own thoughts, feelings and choices.
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
4/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle #203 - Battle For Myrkr (33,307)
4/11 Flew TIE-FREE #193 - Red Baron's Demise (2,750)
4/14 Awarded IS-BW (For TIE Golf-Round 5)
4/? Wrote Fiction
4/? Mission Creation
4/? Marked IWATS tests
MAJ Hev Randrowan
4/12 Joined Tornado
4/14 Flew TIE-TC Battle #65 - Pruscian Betrayal, Part II
(48,059)
LT Ivan Steiner
*Pokes* Activity NOW!
LT Miackus
4/? Working on Battle Plotline.
COMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the
Empire.
HOMEPAGE:
http://tornado.squadron.org
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight
the good fight
1) MAJ Hev Randrowan (deudodideudeu@gmx.net)
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) LT Miackus (Jonothon@nihill666.freeserve.co.uk)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
Citations: 0
FCHG Average: 619.5
Combat Rating Average: 31
Hev, for returning to the best squad there ever was & ever will
be.
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a
pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This
weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Those who haven't joined Tornado, what's wrong with you
all!!!!!
<MAJ_RazoR> Frey trägt Weibersöckchen während er sich einen Fish
ins rechte Ohr steckt
[5:06pm] <Amadeo`> On Fridays, Frey alternates between masturbating
into a sock and a dead fish?
[5:06pm] <Freysta> that fits perfectly Hev :P
<MAJ_RazoR> If you say so, Frey...
~*shudders*
Go Now!
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Head XWA Crash Test Dummy
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