Tornado Squadron
Report #50
1.27.2003 - LC Master

~Tornado Squadron Weekly Report #50~ - 27th January 2002~

Disclaimer:
This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in immediately.

***~CMDR's Rant~***
What was LucasArts smoking when they thought up the name Ace Azzameen???
Though it does sound better than being called Rookie 1 even if your no longer a Rookie :P

*** ~Squadron News~***

*Tornado: Tour of Supremacy - The Return!*
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3

On Hold

Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*

Write your INPR's. NOW!!!
And do your uniforms!!!!

*Recruiting*
I have confirmation of one pilot joining Tornado, and rumors of a second, which is a good start. But we are a long was from 12 and even further from being active. Get out there and recruit, talk to your friends, your relatives, your grandma for all i care. But just recruit!

*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.

Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work, Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be given! And your FL must be CC'd.

Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!

*Tornado Webpage - Version 2.0*
Work continues.

*New Comp*
I'm still finalizing it, i hope to have it started by next week.
Until then your all to fly TIE-TC Battle #137 - Pirate Arms War, highest score gets an IS-BW.

***~Squadron Orders~***

~Fly TIE-TC Battle #137 - Pirate Arms War~
~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly Something else~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~

***~Wing/BG News~***

Nothing i could see.

***~Fleet News~***
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm

***~From the Vault~***
Hidden deep somewhere in the Challenge is a giant safe hidden from everyone's eyes, inside are detailed files on the EH Command staff (and other staff) and what can be used as discriminating evidence, as well as lots of information and Kessler's private pic's of several cadets (YUCK). Only few know of the Vaults existence even fewer have the combination to get in, Master is lucky enough to know it, so for you heres a small snipit of info

I'm trying to clean the place up a bit, so you will have to wait till next week.

***~The Usual Suspects~***
MAJ Master
1/26 Flew TIE-TC Battle #183 - Defection of Kusanagi (69,098)
1/26 Flew TIE-TC Battle #97 - Hammer's Week (41,150)
1/26 Reached 800 FCHG Points
1/? TAC Office work, Two FREE's & One Battle.
1/? Marked IWATS tests
(10 FCHG Points Flown this week)

LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing

COL Ramos Kanzco
Nothing

LT Ivan Steiner
Nothing

CM Arion Sunrider
Nothing

Comments: Far Worse than last week, *sigh* If you don't get moving ill remove the lot of you as i get new pilots in.

Total FCHG Points: 10
Total IWATS: 0
Total Medals Awarded: 0

*** ~Challenge Most Wanted~***
TORNADO SQUADRON OF WING X : Strike
COMMANDER: LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the Empire.
HOMEPAGE: http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.ehnet.org/mb/viewforum.php?f=71

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) LC Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight the good fight
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Ivan Steiner (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) CM Arion Sunrider (sithscholar@yahoo.com)
4) TBA

Citations: 0
FCHG Average: 288
Combat Rating Average: 16

***~Dark Lord of the Week~***
The highly prestigious title of Dark Lord of the Week is only given to the person who has most advanced the success of the Squadron, amused the CMDR, or slipped me the most £5 notes in a brown paper bag. This week's winner is:

Me, for reaching 800 FCHG Points.

***~Ewok of the Week~***
Yub Yub!

Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:

The lot of you for your activity.

***~Quote of the Week~***
* `Master squeals and pokes boliv
* `Master huffs
* `Master tickles boliv, eeks and retreats a few steps hiding behind a chair
* `Master gets bolder
* `Master slaps Boliv upside the head and sticks chest out
* `Master struts around like he is all that

~I messed with a sleeping Boliv, please don't tell him :P

***~Site of the Week~***
http://www.ehnet.org/mb
EH Message Boards

GO POST!!!!!

Respectfully,
Lieutenant Colonel Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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