Imperial Navy Pilot Record
Colonel Arso Slyth (#1631)
Name: Arsolimese G. Slyth
Rank: COL
Current Assignment: Demon Squadron Commander
Scandoc Transmission Code: arsolimese@aol.com
Gender: Male
Race: Human, what else would a member of the Empire be?
Date of Birth: a long time ago in a galazy far far away
Place of Birth: Gewash
Marital Status: Single
Family: I had two brothers and two sisters. They always fought between each other. But never with me becuase I was the oldest. They are all still alive and kicking.
Social Status: Well-to-do
Quote: Could I have been anyone other than me? (heard it in a dream, or no wait, a Dave Matthews Band song)
Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: Ummm, I grew up and joined the academy. I once got a spanking because I mooned my sister. I learned how to talk with a twang in my voice as a child.
Significant Events of Adulthood: Joining the Emperors Hammer, what else?
Alignment and Attitude: ummm Redneck all the wa.....no wait Emperors Hammer all the way!
Former Occupations: I was a farmer once, then I became a pilot because I hated plowing the soil, it was so boring.
Hobbies: I play a lot of galatic sports, like galatic basketball, and I make frequent trips to the Immortal driving range located near the Commadore's office.
Tragedies: When Saved by the Bell was canceled.
Phobias and Allergies: I'm allergic to really bad movies, like Star Wars. (if you actually read that, email me and tell you did)
Personal View of the Empire and EH: Bunch of nice people.
Reason for enlisting in the EH: Farm life was boring, I wanted something new.
Other Comments: Be all you can be, in the Emperors Hammer.
ID Line: CMDR/COL Arso Slyth/Demon/Wing XI/ISD Immortal
Submitted: 1/7/2003 11:57:00 PM