Wing XIII
Report
12.8.2002 - MAJ Hev Randrowan
WingXIII Weekly Report
..:[NEWS]:..
Chrissy decided to step down as Tartarus CMDR. An old Mutt with even older fleas returned to take the rein. I'm speaking of Cardinal Khadgay... err... Khadgar:)
Database Mailer down again:P So people, don't wait for a confirmation of your BSFs, check the roster.
Pica,Pica, Picard made CAPTAIN! That Valkyrie Flight Leader got to pay our drinks now!:) Congrats Chap!
All welcome CM Mantis to Tartarus! The old SOViet decided to check by and dance with the wolves:) Let's show him how we throw a party, shall we?
..:[OVERALL SITUATION]:..
I could swear... things are still improving:) I've seen more FMs on IRC recently, BSFs are still rolling, medals are still being awarded and Gilad wrote his Pizza fiction:)
I'm looking forward to the comp against the SOV:)
You guys have sparked me enough to take up work on a new ship Homepage.
From the current standing, I hope to meet my usual standards: Something noone has reckoned with:)
..:[GREY WOLF MAILING LIST]:...
Yahoo groups pokes me:P I've added all recently joined members and end up with... 41 membership on the mailing list:P I tried to find out the one missing, but Yahoogroups is rather clumsy with that:P
CMDRs: I want you all to send out a mail to each of your squads based on a relyable up- to-date mailing list and tell all members who havn't got my report to write a mail to
the_greywolf_kennel-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
Also: PLZ remember to tell every newcomer to your squads to do this. That saves me time dashing my way through the roster and comparing over 40 email addresses;P
..:[d00d, where's my pizza?]:...
Here comes Gilad's inrun on the Chef Laddle (or the desperate decision not to clean my office:)
I had just clocked in at Mawzeo's pizza on the mess deck. I had recently taken on the job of delivering the pizzas, I judged it as been a simple job, though not as thrilling as the excitement of combat, but it was a job, temporarily until my leave was over.
My first delievery for the night took me back to the quarters of a friend I knew quite well...Raven Lockholme, or Locky as I referred to her at times. I quickly blasted off down the corridors to her quarters in record time. Once I got there, I knocked gently on the door and she soon came, she invited me in and figuring I'd have alittle time before my next delivery I kindly accepted. I walked in and set the pizza on her table and made myself comfotable. "I always wanted to have a pizza man..." she said...wait..maybe I better leave my fantasies out (j/k)...
After briefly catching up I left and rushed back to the mess hall to pick up my next pizza. When I returned I found that my next delivery was to the former Commodore of the Grey Wolf, Azazel! As I picked up the pizza from head cook I hurried on my way to Azazel's private quarters. When I arrived, I was greated by the former Commodore, complete with his ever present rubber ducky on his shoulder. "How much will that be?" said Azazel. I looked at my datapad and replied, "42 credits." "42 Credits!?!?!" Azazel exclaimed, "You must be kidding!" I told him that I wasn't and that's when he got mad and the eyes began to glow on his duck, frightened I quickly dropped the pizza and snatched the credits from his hand before dashing off under fire.
My next delivery turned out to be for the Tartarus Lounge, there appeared to be a huge party for the return of "Cardinal" Khadgar, with his recent return to take CMDRship of Tartarus Squadron. When I made the delivery I observed Khadgar making another of his sales pitches to some of his guests, including realistic replicas of the torture rack of doomand the golden staff of Khadgar. It seemed as though things were returning to normal finally to me with the return of Khadgar, I was running alittle behind so I had to hurry off.
When I returned I discovered I had a delivery for the Wing Commander himself, Major Randrowan! I had recently been informed that the major had a taste for hutt liver, so I took it upon myself to personally make his pizza. I carefully covered the deep dish pizza to the limits with sauce, hutt liver and nerf milk cheese. Ten minutes later I was on my way to deliver the pizza, but unbeknownst to me, Azazel was out to get some of his money back. As I was approaching Hev's quarters, Azazel cut me off and made a demand that I refunded some of his money, to get him off my back I kindly informed him that he needed to speak with my manager, Tony. As Azazel stormed off down the corridor, I walked up to Hev's door and knock. "Ohhh....mesa lika pizza," said Hev. "Well this one is all yours sir," I replied. "Thank yous very muchas," said the gungan as I took his payment, gave the pizza and started off down the hall. As I was walking off I could here him saying, "Ohhhh...hutt livers dats mesa's favorite!"
My shift soon ended, and Tony had dealt with the disgrunted, retired Commodore in only way he knows how...with a coupon for free pizza. Thus ending my work day.
Moy,Moy,Moy... Poor Snail:) Another one of his mates ending up on my pizza:)
Snail, better not run into me on a dark corridor...
Gilad saved the laddle for himself this week:) ... I want more pizza! Need another contestant... and the number is: 8! And who is the 8? Wee... it's Captain Con "Wuaschtfingas" Selar:) Go Con!
..:[Wing Top 5]:..
FCHG:
Gladiator [GLDR] (1000 points)
[1404] MAJ DarkC
[1048] CPT Deamon
[1043] MAJ Kodiak Kereban
Executor [EXCR] (750 points)
[961] MAJ Hev Randrowan
[944] CPT Thorn
CR:
Ace 3rd (150 points)
[150] CPT Delak Krennel
Veteran 4th (70 points)
[77] COL Woobee
Officer 1st (60 points)
[61] MAJ Hev Randrowan
Officer 2nd (50 points)
[58] COL Khadgar
Officer 4th (30 points)
[38] CPT Girth Snail
Khaddy moved into the ladda:) CR wise, he's 3 below me, let's see what he comes up with in future. I heard he recently learned to fly XWA.... *ponder *ponder *ponder.
Well, this should be all for this week (unless people on IRC talk more into me:)
CMDRs, remember to tell your members to sign up for the Grey Wolf mailing list if they havn't already, that's important.
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