Tornado Squadron
Report #44
12.15.2002 - MAJ Master
This is a mature report. If you don't find any offensive, defamatory or
vaguely sexual material please let us know and we'll put some in
immediately.
Everyone is getting to soft!!!!
We get ordered to fly a mission where you fly a TIE Interceptor and
everyone complains about no shields. You do remember what they are don't
you??? You remember those ships without Beam weapons?? Without Advanced
or Heavy Warheads???? Most of the time no warheads???
You know, the ship without shields???
*The old timers get a few glimpses of ships almost long
forgotten*
Everyone has gotten too soft, a good pilot in a TIE Interceptor can take
out a T/D, its a bit harder when it comes to capital ships as you can
imagine, but lower class ones such as Corvettes are quite simple to
destroy!!!!
T/I's and even T/F's are fast and maneuverable, you can take out any
Rebel and most Imperial Fighters, so get back to basics and re-fly TIE,
and see how long you last, bet you wont pass the first mission.
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3
Currently on hold while the Wing X league is running, and until we
all get up to standard and active.
*Exercise Cantina Run - "History of the Battlegroups"*
Submissions are in from the flying part, i was the only Tornado Pilot
to fly, good to see you all want your ship to win its first ECR in
several years.
*Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*
You are all ordered to update your uniforms and INPR's, once you have
done so please e-mail me telling me, as i don't get notified.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work,
Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be
given! And your FL must be CC'd.
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Citations*
http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Updated.
*Tornado Webpage - Version 2.0*
During the week, Klaus has come to me asking about creating a new
webpage. So stay tuned for the new version, as you can imagine this isn't
an easy task, so it will take a little time. Ill give you more info as i
get it.
*Awards*
Ramos ---> ISM
Klaus ----> PC
Klaus ----> CoB
Congrats to both of you.
*Roster changes*
Crix has asked to return to the Reserves, its a shame since he was
one of my more active pilots :/
Come back to us soon Crix.
*Master's Radio Commentary*
Announcer: Welcome, tonight we have a spacial story, MAJ
Master the demigod Commander of Tornado Squadron has asked us to
record this small radio commentary which will clean up any rumors on the
destruction of the Challenge's Cantina for the 38th time in the last
year, enjoy.
Master: Id just like to set the record straight by saying Tornado
Squadron had nothing to do with the destruction of the Cantina after the
announcement of the SotM and Savage's POTM Award. We congratulate the
winners, and are happy for them, however we would like them to know that
their victory is short lived, we are coming and will destroy
them!!!!
*Gets wacked with a bat by Seph*......
I mean....good job to them all and i hope they enjoy their awards as they
totally deserved it....and their days are numbered...
*WACK*
OWWW! Enjoy your time in the spotlight guys...it will be short lived
*SMACK*
I call abuse!!!!
*SMACK, WACK, WOLLOP, THUMP*
The mic goes dead.
Announcer: We are grateful for Master's time, we know he is busy,
and we hope that puts all your questions at rest, now stay tuned for more
of todays hottest music, on EHRadio.
~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly for Citations~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
Current mission was FREE-TIE #212, I was the only one who
submitted.
Congrats to Badlan and Mell who both got CMDR jobs :)
http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
http://www.emperorshammer.org/news.htm
Never Argue with a Woman
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and
continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking "isn't that
obvious?").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and
write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think.
12/9 Flew TIE-TC Battle 5 - Pirate Uprising
12/14 Flew TIE-FREE #119 - Snake Eyes (4,840)
12/? TAC Office work
LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing
COL Ramos Kanzco
Nothing
LT Klaus Xanthius
12/12 Passed IWATS mIRC 2 Course (80%)
12/12 Started work on new Tornado Webpage
CPT Crix Madine
12/14 Requested to leave :(
CM Arion Sunrider
Nothing
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the
Empire.
HOMEPAGE:
http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight
the good fight
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Klaus Xanthius (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) CPT Crix Madine (crixmadine@comcast.net)
3) CM Arion Sunrider (sithscholar@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
Citations: 21 (Up from last week)
FCHG Average: 258
Combat Rating Average: 16
Klaus for his webpage idea. (Looks good so far btw)
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a
pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This
weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
Crix for leaving :(
~Dont we all ;)
*** ^pilotboy^ has quit IRC (Exit: Having a smoking section in a
restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.)
~Need i say more
New Typhoon Site
Major Master
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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