Tornado Squadron
Report #43
12.8.2002 - MAJ Master
***~CMDR's Rant~***
If you have any problems with your commanding officers or fellow
officers, then you go to that person's immediate supervisor.
If you have a problem with a Flight Member, go to your Squadron
Commander
If you have a problem with your Squadron Commander, go to your Wing
Commander
If you have a problem with your Wing Commander, go to your
Commodore
If you have a problem with your Commodore, go to the Battlegroups
Commander
If you have a problem with the BGCOM, go to the Flight Officer.
Thats what you do, please don't go spamming the e-groups list with emails
complaining, do the official thing.
Next Target - TBA
Start Date - TBA
Current Count - 7 - 3
Currently on hold while the Wing X league is running, and until we all
get up to standard and active.
*Exercise Cantina Run - "History of the Battlegroups"*
Round Three - Flying round.
Mission File - TIE-FREE #119
DUE DATE - Dec 12th
Do i need to say anymore other than do your ship proud and get a good
score, oh and its a PRIORITY COMP!
*Tornado Squadron "Almanac"*
Phase I - Rosters *Complete*
Phase II - Fiction & Graphics *Underway*
Phase III - Pilot History * Underway*
I'm not sure how I'm going to compile all this stuff, maybe CoHo can
continue to give me a hand, but until then make sure you all have written
your INPR and have an up-to-date Uniform on your profile.
*Squadron Standing Orders.*
Fly a FREE Mission/Battle (Any Platform)
Write a Fiction.
Create a Graphic.
Take an IWATS Course.
Other Activity will be decided on as it occurs such as Website work,
Flash work, Mission Creation etc, BUT i must be told and proof must be
given! And your FL must be CC'd.
Remember you have to do at least one of them a week!!!!!
*Citations*
www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/citations.zip
Also attached.
I've updated the sheet, and decided to attach it so you all cant miss
it.
For those who dont know what it is, it shows who's flown what, and how
close we are to getting a citation. So get it and have a look and help
out the squadron.
*Roster Changes*
Cyrus - Left for Reserves.
Flight Two and Three FL spots open, if you want them i better see some
activity from you and an e-mail saying why i should give one of them to
you.
~Fly Phase 3 of the ECR~ *PRIORITY*
~Complete INPR and Uniform~
~Fly for Citations~
~IWATS - See what life is like After IWATS~
Second round is basically over, i was the only one to submit
anything, either submit something or face the consequences.
~Commander Jobs~
Two Challenge CMDR jobs are open.
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to toilet water.
3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do
not get any part of your body to close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching for anything he can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash
and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where
he will dry himself off.
12/5 Flew TIE-FREE #207
12/7 Updated all reports
12/8 Updated Citation Spreadsheet
12/? HEAPS of Fiction Work
12/? TAC Office Work
LCM Sint Seelasi
Nothing *wacks upside head several times till he is black and
blue*
COL Ramos Kanzco
12/? E-mail Contact
LT Klaus Xanthius
12/? Returned from Leave
CPT Crix Madine
Nothing *sticks smelly sock in Crix's mouth*
CM Arion Sunrider
Nothing *smacks with a stick*
What's wrong with your guys this week, ouch, this is the worst activity
in weeks, i could prob AWOL everyone of you right now, but then i
wouldn't have much of a squad would i.
All of you, e-mail me individually and tell me what's up, I'm not asking
much per week, only that you fly for the Wing X comp which is a free and
takes all of about 15 mins, half hour if your going for a good score.
Get into gear, or i will do what i have to do.
COMMANDER: MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
NICKNAME: DeathWind
BANNER: tornado.gif
MOTTO: Before Glory, Loyalty...Before Pride, Honor...Before Self, the
Empire.
HOMEPAGE:
http://www.isdchallenge.org/tornado/
MESSAGE BOARD:
http://www.emperorshammer.net/mb/view.asp?b=39
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: Master's Minions
Motto: Fighter Pilots make movies... Bomber Pilots make History
1) MAJ Master (slavelet@iinet.net.au)
2) LCM Sint Seelasi (sints@interia.pl)
3) TBA
4) COL Ramos Kanzco (ramos@isdchallenge.org)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Nil Satis Nici Optimum
Motto: We have fought 1000 wars and we'll fight 1000 more for we fight
the good fight
1) TBA
2) TBA
3) LT Klaus Xanthius (eh_outsider@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The High Priests of Love
Motto: We're the Love Commandos and this is a Raid!
1) TBA
2) CPT Crix Madine (crixmadine@comcast.net)
3) CM Arion Sunrider (sithscholar@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
Citations: 18
FCHG Average: 251
Combat Rating Average: 16
Me, cause i was active this week.
Every story has a hero, every journey has a first step, every Fleet has a
pilot who's about as much use as an ashtray on a speeder bike. This
weeks's Prize Ewok is none other than:
The rest of you.
<`Chris> when you got ravaged for saluting, got ravaged for
ravaging got ravaged for talking, for ravaged for breathing, and got
ravaged for living :P
~Who said those times need to end ;)
Respectfully Submitted,
Tornado Squadron Commander - ISD Challenge
IWATS Professor - Rebellion Tactics
TAC Office - Crash Test Dummy
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