Tempest Squadron
Report
12.20.2002 - CM Dirk Logan
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TEMPEST SQUADRON
WEEKLY REPORT
12/20/02
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SQUADRON NEWS
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Tempest is solidly in second. We are flying against Typhoon this week, we happens to be leading by 2 points. I think that with the strong flying everyone has submitted, lead by Rover's High Score!!!, we should reel them in and maybe even take over the lead.
LT Obiwan has been made Flight leader of flight 3. Obiwan has previously been in command of a squadron in the EH and plans to fill the flight to help Tempest smash anyone and everyone. Congratulations LT Obiwan.
So, when we win, do we want to Rock, Rule, dominate,etc. We need a little saying to annoy everyone that we beat during the Wing X comp.
I plan to get the squadron website up and running. I have a basic framework laid out (yes I am a big WYSIWYG html guy) , I only need some graphics ideas. Anyone with graphics, or even ideas, send them in. I will hopefully post the site by next weekend and then we can get it ship shape. ANd yes, there will be spots for flight pages within the site.
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Squadron Status
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Round 4 of the Wing X comp is almost over, everyone has submitted their scores, GREAT JOB!!!
Week 5, the FINAL week is coming, if we are to win, we need another smashing week. Get lots of rest and be sure to eat your wheaties.
Fly something, take an IWATS course, make some graphics for the website, submit ideas for the website, harrass Master (or anyone for that matter) on the mIRC, Recruit, Write a short story or several, get nude pictures of all the hottie females in the EH, you get the idea.
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Activity Reports
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CM Dirk Logan(1)
-flew ft 145
LT Sushi Master(0)
- on leave
CM Rover (3)
- flew ft 145
LT Obiwan (8)
-flew ft 145
-reflew ft 145
-flew tc 4
LCM Prost Varsis (1)
-flew ft 145
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Miscellaneous
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http://www.emperorshammer.net/news.asp
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Sqaudron Roster
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TEMPEST SQUADRON OF WING X : Deep Strike
COMMANDER: CM Dirk Logan (scott@sparksracing.com)
NICKNAME: Riders on the Storm
BANNER: tempest.jpg
MOTTO: "May the winds blow till they have waken'd death!" - Othello
HOMEPAGE: http://www27.brinkster.com/tempest1
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: Cupid's Arrows
Motto: "Mortuus ex Vento" -- "Death from the Wind"
1) CM Dirk Logan (scott@sparksracing.com)
2) TBA
3) LT Sushi Lord (da_sushi_master@hotmail.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
Nickname: "Katayoku no Tenshi" - The One Winged Angels
Motto: We are the Plague of the Galaxy!
1) CM Rover (eh_rover@lglobus.ru)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Imperial Monsoon
Motto: "We'll blow you off your feet."
1) LT Obiwan (gspaanman@hotmail.com)
2) TBA
3) LCM Prost Varsis (thecrazynomad@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
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And now for something completely different...
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Does anyone get bored enough to read any of this. I am not much a great joke teller, but I certainly can recognize humor. Send in your submissions.
British Army officers examining highly motivated potential recruits in the Commonwealth's Pacific island of Fiji reported in November encountering an alarming number of the men with marbles sewn under the skin of their penises, apparently to heighten pleasure during sex. According to an Agence France-Presse report, Capt. Sarah East said that the marbles were not an automatic disqualifier. [Sydney Morning Herald-AFP, 11-29-02]
Several news outlets in Johannesburg, South Africa, reported in November that, in front of several witnesses, a 20-foot-long African rock python swallowed a 10-year-old boy in the brush near Lamontville (which is near Durban). Some experts, including snake park owner Craig Smith, said the evidence and the witnesses' accounts were credible, especially since the snake had probably recently awakened from hibernation and was famished. According to the boy's terrified playmates, it took about three hours for him to completely disappear. [Sydney Morning Herald-Sunday Telegraph (London), 11-25-02]
Police in Fulton, Ky., investigating a marijuana-smoking complaint by William Hainline's neighbors in September, found dope burning on a backyard grill with a large fan on the other side of the house sucking the smoke through the home (in effect, said Police Chief Terry Powell, "turn(ing) the house into a large marijuana bong"). Hainline said he was merely having a 52nd birthday party, but police seized four pounds of marijuana. [Paducah Sun, 10-1-02]
Someone find this place, I am certain Shak is nere.
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respectfully submitted,
CMDR/CM Dirk Logan/Tempest/Wing X/ISD Challenge
BS/PCx3/ISMx5/MoI/CoB/OV [PLDN] {IWATS-AIM-CBX-GFX-IIC/1-M/1/2-RT-SM/2/3-TM-TT}
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