Cyclone Squadron
Report #3
4.7.2002 - CPT Daisuke Airyu
CPT Daisuke Airyu, reporting in for the week of 3/30-4/5, 2002
THIS WEEK'S GRUDGE MATCH
IWATS Professors
VS
University of Maryland professors
(Airyu is sitting in a classroom, listening to the professor drone on)
Prof. Warner: And so the antiderivative is blah blah blah. *looks at microphone on shirt*
Airyu: Must be dead...
Tarkin: The mic or the poor old fool?
Prof. Warner: *adjusts mic* Can you hear me?
(class): Yes.
Prof. Warner: Hmm... I guess not. *plugs power supply into wall, turns up volume*
Airyu: This looks bad.
(feedback comes over the lecture hall speakers)
Prof. Warner: Is-
*waves of amplification feedback destroy the lecture hall*
MORAL: Rule #1 when choosing professors: make sure their age is less than the number of students in the class.
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CYCLONE HAPPENINGS
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The motto and nicknames for the squadron have been changed If you don't like 'em, ya shoulda spoken up.
The first five packs of Cyclone CCG cards have been posted to my personal website. And some of the earlier cards have been revised...
http://www.nate-nathan.net/cycccg/pack1.zip
http://www.nate-nathan.net/cycccg/pack2.zip
http://www.nate-nathan.net/cycccg/pack3.zip
http://www.nate-nathan.net/cycccg/pack4.zip
http://www.nate-nathan.net/cycccg/pack5.zip
I've been talking to Richlet, an old pilot of mine back from the Typhoon days, and he may be coming back...
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ROCK THE F$&*@IN HOUSE AND KICK SOME @$$
(more commonly referred to as "orders"
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PRIORITY- RECRUIT
Yutzka might be our official Recruitment Officer, but that doesn't mean you all can't do any recruiting too. Go out and scour your schools for possible recruits :P
ONGOING COMPETITIONS:
Wing X Trivia : The questions were sent out yesterday. Send all answers to capt_master@hotmail.com..
SECONDARY
I'd like a new banner for the squad...
STANDING ORDERS
Fly! Citations taste yummy.
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ONCE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT MY PANCREAS
(more commonly referred to as "activity"
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CMDR/CPT Airyu
Designed seven Cyclone CCG cards
FM/LT Ryan
None
FM-REC/MAJ Serovich
Recruiting...
In constant contact
FL/LCM Vonnegut
Participated in Wing X Trivia
In contact
FL/COL Wet Willy
Working on squadron web page
In contact
FM/COL Plif
In contact
Provided graphics for use in Cyclone CCG cards
Completed IWATS Core course (interesting...)
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ROSTER
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CYCLONE SQUADRON: Heavy Assault
NICKNAME: The Eternal Angels
BANNER: www.emperorshammer.net/images/banners/cyclone.jpg
MOTTO: The Storm Shall Demolish All
HOMEPAGE: TBA
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=59
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
NICKNAME: Crow's Eye
MOTTO: Do you feel... lucky?
1) CPT Daisuke Airyu (airyu@isdchallenge.org)
2) LT Ryan (ryan_caul@hotmail.com)
3) MAJ Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE ADVANCED
1) LCM Vonnegut (reboog33@cs.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
NICKNAME: Hell Hornets
HOMEPAGE: http://www.republika.pl/saadam
1) COL William Weffennass (wetwilly@ehnet.org)
2) COL Plif (lordplif@gmx.net)
3) TBA
4) TBA
Captain Airyu PIN #3552
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CMDR-PROF/CPT Daisuke Airyu/Cyclone/Wing X/ISD Challenge {LGNR}
Professor of IWATS Graphics (www.imperialacademy.org/graphics)
GSx2/PCx2/ISMx6/LoC-PSx34/DFCx2/IS-2sr-br/MoI-BC/CoB/OV-2e {IWATS-GFX-IIC/2-M/2-SM/2-TT-ICQ-XTT-VBS}