Imperial Navy Pilot Record
Lieutenant TK-8013 (#8013)
Name: TK-8013
Rank: LT
Current Assignment: Omicron
Scandoc Transmission Code: ia1234567890@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
Race: Rodian
Date of Birth: 24/12/6969
Place of Birth: Central Sewers, Darien
Marital Status: Single
Family: Dont have one
Social Status: Wealthy
Quote: ME NEED CAFFINE
Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: I killed my pet by putting it down my mom's throught thus killing her as well.
Significant Events of Adulthood: I killed jabba the hut's, sister's, nephew's, daughter's, cousin's, friend's, second wife.
Alignment and Attitude: Pure MENTAL!!!
Former Occupations: turd sniffer
Hobbies: Trying to kill the godlike ACE003
Tragedies: Someone gave birth to me
Phobias and Allergies: Allergic to foetus's
Personal View of the Empire and EH: Empire going down
Reason for enlisting in the EH: Because i was blackmailed. Ace003 was threating to destroy my anal hole.
Other Comments: Me need caffine
ID Line: FM/LT TK-8013/Omicron 3-2/Wing VIII/ISD Colossus
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Submitted: 4/10/2002 8:47:00 PM