Imperial Navy Pilot Record
Lieutenant Commander Travinor Hell (#7871)
Name: Travinor Hell
Rank: Lieutenant
Current Assignment: FL,Spear Squadron, Wing IX, ISD Relentless
Scandoc Transmission Code: snobby_bobby@juno.com
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Date of Birth: 07/04/1776
Place of Birth: Kraxlov, T'lestal, Nal Hutta
Marital Status: Single
Family: Lots of family. I come from a long line of rednecks. My father and mother are third cousins. My aunt and I are also cousins.
Social Status: Poor
Quote: "I do to others what they do to me, only worse." -Jimmy Hoffa
Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: At age thirteen, I (accidently) blew up the family starship (just reverse the polarity on the carbon nulifiers, and you...).
I was originally betrothed to my half sister, who lived down the street. That fell through, and so, at age fifteen, I was married to my cousin, Helga.
Significant Events of Adulthood: I cut my pinky finger while shaving.
Alignment and Attitude: Twinkies should be sold in vending machines on every street corner. Booze should flow through the pipes like water. The Recon boys should wear tu-tus and dances like ballerinas on every third Tuesday.
Former Occupations: Thief, smuggler, hacker, freight driver
Hobbies: Making home-made explosive and blowing them up on random moons, flying immensely modified craft against random targets, ramming Rebel craft with no regard as to my own safety.
Tragedies: Mentioned above: I cut my pinky finger shaving this morning. And I'm clean out of beer.
Phobias and Allergies: Allergic to (live) Rebels.
Personal View of the Empire and EH: The Empire was so nice when it was around. Such clean, pressed uniforms... such crisp facial hairs... and they had some cool costum designers, too. Is there a "Palpatine" line of clothes coming out any time soon?
Reason for enlisting in the EH: My mom said I had to go out and get a real job. The Imperial Army was too dirty of a job. And you don't get the free booze like you do in the EH.
Other Comments: The Redcoats is coming! The Redcoats is coming!
ID Line: FL/LT Travinor Hell/Spear 3-1/Wing IX/ISD Relentless
Submitted: 4/5/2002 11:31:00 AM