Imperial Navy Pilot Record
Commander Stuart (#2694)
Name: Stuart
Rank: Flight Leader / Lieutenant Commander
Current Assignment: Completing this perfectly ordinary INPR
Scandoc Transmission Code: sgeers@hotmail.com
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Date of Birth: September 17, 10 BBY (Before Battle of Yavin)
Place of Birth: Modest Carrot Farm on Kaal
Marital Status: Single
Family: Mother and Father who live on their carrot farm on Kaal.
Many fish and other assorted rodents (those of which are able to evade Fluffy)
Pet Bubo named "Fluffy"
Social Status: Well-to-do
Quote: "No matter what you do the squirrels always win!"
"Shoot for the moon - even if you miss, you'll still be among the stars"
Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: CHILDHOOD/ADOLESCENCE EVENTS COMING SOON
How Fluffy became to be with me:
At the age of 12 I was walking to my friend's house for a lazy day of relaxation in their corn fields when a rustling in a nearby bush caught my attention. A tiny little Bubo was poking at the carcus of a giant dead rat. Taking out a meat sandwich my mom had made for me I coaxed him home with the inevitable pleading of, "Please mom can I keep him?" No one claimed him and he became our much loved pet.
Fluffy's funny story:
Fluffy looks like a blob with shark teeth. He’s the sweetest Bubo, but when he was younger, you couldn’t leave him alone for five minutes!
As soon as noone was looking, he’d use his big chin to poke the garbage container until it fell over, tear open the plastic bag inside and go treasure hunting. Ten minutes later the whole kitchen would look like a battlefield.
He grew out of that habit when he was about 2 years old, but until then there was just no stopping him. All we could do was to hide the garbage container- and all other breakable objects for that matter.
One day our family went to the Grand Imperial without hiding the garbage can. By the time we realized the oversight, it was already too late. For the remainder of the day we kept telling each other what horrors to expect once we got home.
Back home, we slowly opened the kitchen door, hoping for the best, but expecting the worst. We were dumbfounded to find the kitchen, the living room, and all other rooms just the way we had left them. We were so proud of Fluffy not having wreaked havoc... until we saw him!
There he stood, squinting at us with a picture frame around his neck! Don’t ask me how, but somehow he had managed to take a picture off the wall, eat it and stick his head through the frame.
I guess he had been so busy trying to get the frame off of his neck, he just hadn’t had time to mess up the rest of the house.
Significant Events of Adulthood: EXPECT UPDATE SOON
Alignment and Attitude: Curious as to why the Rebellion would be stupid enough to oppose a vast power like the empire.
Former Occupations: -Farmer
Hobbies: -Buffing T/D Titan
-Repainting T/D Titan
-Smacking those of inferior intellect with an organic carrot.
-Teaching Fluffy tricks (like crushing cans)
Tragedies: Whenever T/D Titan gets a scratch!
Phobias and Allergies: -Space dust on his newly painted (always!) Tie Defender Titan.
-Wookie mite allergans.
Personal View of the Empire and EH: TO BE UPDATED SOON
Reason for enlisting in the EH: They paid much better than the rebellion and had better looking ships. Heck, not just better looking, but better all around.
Other Comments: Stuart's skin has a slightly orange tint caused by eating large amounts carrots.
Never offend him or his flight members unless you wish to be smacked upside the head with an organic carrot.
NOTE: This INPR will NOT be complete (even if it looks so) until I post in the Fiction/Runon Forum.
ID Line: FL/LCM Stuart/Thunder 2-1/Wing X/ISD Challenge
PCx2/ISMx4/IS-1BR/CoB/OV-2E [PLDN] {IWATS-GFX-IIC/1-M/1-TM-TT}
Submitted: 4/19/2002 9:17:00 AM