Slayer Squadron
Report #8
10.13.2001 - CM Yutzka Serovich
This week's grudge match:
Turtle:AAAAAAGGGGGG
Turtle's Computer:
Turtle:AAAAAAHHH My God!!!!
Turtle's Computer:
Turtle:You wouldn't
Turtle's Computer:
Turtle: ok you would... what do you want?
Computer:I want you to...*dramatic music* cover me with MAC wallpaper.
Turtle:NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO
*Turtle as a last ditch effort take out a shotgun.......sound effects....boom..boom*
Computer:#!$@%$^
Turtle:hehehe...heh..heh
Computer:
Turtle:.......O boy
Computer: I just sent your girlfriend a virus, and your dad some porno and..... your CMDR a log of all the funds you "borrowed" and....
Turtle:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Moral:Be nice to your computer and your computer will be nice to you.
News:
We have another Squadron Citation. The count is up to 5. Yay! I am also trying to start a flying competition. Yeah yeah, i've been trying for 2 weeks... sorry about that. CMDRs are coming and going in the wing. I just mailed CPT Chaos of Fury Squadron. Hopefully I will hear from him soon and we can actually compete in less than a week. I'll also jump my dad to help me get win95 finally in so I can fly too >:P They have six members where we have nine, but dont underestimate them. I know a few of their pilots. Activity will be key, even if you dont think you are a flying ace, just participating should do wonders. Khaen, you'd better fly a freaking high score though ;p Details arent worked out yet, I have to talk to CPT Chaos, but it will most likely be a TC-TIE battle and the award will most likely be an Iron Star - Bronze Wings. So get out your joysticks and cross your fingers that he doesnt disappear on me ;p
Elevations/Medals:
PC -> LCM Kell (official now)
CoB -> LCM Kell (also official now)
Transfers:
none
Activity: (as always since the last report)
LCM Kell:
TC-TIE 14,32
IWATS TM completed
on mIRC
LCM Phantom:
made Kell a new uniform
LCM Turtle:
wrote the grudge match
on AIM
CM Serovich:
on mIRC a' plenty, AIM too
wrote another report
did 2 BSFs (I want more, MORE!!! ahahaha)
MAJ Khaen:
seen on mIRC (crazy hours aussie man! ;p)
Roster:
SLAYER SQUADRON OF WING XIX : Reconnaissance
COMMANDER: CM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
NICKNAME: The Nightflyers.
MOTTO: "Per noctum volumus..."
HOMEPAGE: http://www15.brinkster.com/slayersquad/
MESSAGE BOARD: http://www.tiecorps.org/mb/view.asp?b=29
FLIGHT I - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Dark Shadows.
Motto: "The night, our forum. Victory, our forte."
1) CM Yutzka Serovich (chris_bishop417@yahoo.com)
2) TBA
3) TBA
4) TBA
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Dark Knights.
Motto: "Our honour is our life."
1) LCM Kell (eh_Kell@hotmail.com)
2) MAJ Ranthier Khaen (khaen@gmx.co.uk)
3) LT Renee Jarylle (mara-jade@freenet.de)
4) LCM Phantom (elliot_miller@stgeorges.edu)
FLIGHT III - TIE PHANTOM
Nickname: The Eyes of Darkness.
Motto: "For a life spent in darkness, eternity is given."
1) LCM Turtle (jedi_turtle88@hotmail.com)
2) LCM Scid Rahn (americana_84@hotmail.com)
3) LT Krail Darkblade (knagy@trentu.ca)
4) LT Jon Marius (giddyjoe@hotmail.com)
Squadron Citations (5):
TIE-TC Battle 1 - Capture of Zaarin
TIE-TC Battle 3 - New Dimensions
TIE-TC Battle 10 - Battle for the DeathStar
TIE-TC Battle 32 - Assassinate the Fleet Commander?
TIE-TC Battle 133 - Punishment Tour
Respectfully submitted,
CMDR/CM Yutzka Serovich/Slayer/Wing XIX/SSD Avenger
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