Imperial Navy Pilot Record
Lieutenant SpyFunk (#6946)
Name: SpyFunk
Rank: LT
Current Assignment: Krayt Squadron
Scandoc Transmission Code: spyfunk@hotmail.com
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Date of Birth: I have no freakin idea.
Place of Birth: Stankonia, in the Funkadelic System
Marital Status: Single
Family: Fadda
Motha
Seven Sistas
Four Brothas
Social Status: Destitute
Quote: I can't belive its not Butta
Significant Events of Childhood and Adolescence: I ate a bug once at camp on Stankonia, but it didn't taste right, so I ate another one, and it was a little better. Oh, yea, I went to the zoo once, and there were animals and stuff. The Crsist, yanked me into the cage and started flailing me around like a rag doll. The zoo keeper people told me it was showing me it liked me or sumpin.
Significant Events of Adulthood: I met a woman, did the nasty funky booty dance with her, and she left me, said something about me being a minute man or sompin, but I thought those were some type of colonial soilders or somthin like that.
Alignment and Attitude: I like muffins, and funk, need any explanations?
Former Occupations: I worked as a musician, once, in my basement, by myself, but my momma yelled at me, so I stopped.
Hobbies: Graphic Arts, Music, Pelting people with Muffins, and impersonating my hero Dolemite.
Tragedies: The fact that you're actually still reading this fine piece of literature.
Phobias and Allergies: I think I sneezed once, somebody passed gas at a funeral one time and I jumped, but thats about it, I think.
Personal View of the Empire and EH: I like flying TIE Fighters, they make me happy, keep my mind off of making muffins and trying for my musical career, but I don't know why everyone is so....evil.
Reason for enlisting in the EH: I saw a recruitment poster, liked the colors, talked to some guy in a freaky uniform, and decided hey, might as well, I'm not doing too much else these days.
Other Comments: Did I say I liked muffins?
ID Line: FM/LT SpyFunk/Krayt 3-2/Wing XIV/ISD Intrepid
PC/LoC [FUSL]{IWATS-ICQ-IIC/1/2/3-M/1/2-RT-TT}
Submitted: 7/9/2001 8:40:00 PM