Wing XV
Report #10
4.8.2001 - LC Khadgar

Wing XV Report #10 - 04.08.01


Pilot's Lounge


LucasArts^TM has decreed that all appropriate copyrights must be noted, and so they shall be. (Not really, but ah well. :P)

The door slid open and there was Droole, on a platform in the center of a room within the LucasArts^TM building.
There was a large gap between the platform and the door, until I noticed a switch beside me, I pressed it and a bridge extended towards the platform.
"Let's get out of here, Droole!" I said.
"Noo, It's tra-"
Suddenly the background lit up to reveal a large detachment of LucasArts^{IHateJarJarBinks} guards.
"Haha, you are both under arrest... You must not reveal our secret Episode II^TM game plans! Take them to our latest creation... The Episode II Gungan Racing Room!^{TheTensionIsRising!}"

After a short walk, Khadgar and Droole found themselves in the The Episode II Gungan Racing Room^TM, inside two Gungan pods.
We heard a voice, "Have fun, gentlemen, Muhahaha!"
Then a flag was suddenly waved, I quickly hit the accelerator and was off.
I heard from beside me, "Mesa Car Car Jinxsup^TM, a new Gungan character designed for this game!"
Khadgar pulled out his blaster and shot the creature, he then leaped from his pod to the grass beside the track.
He saw Droole coming up in his car, "Jump Droole!"
Droole jumped out of his car and landed a few feet away from me.
"Lets get out of here!" I said, running away from the track.
Suddenly, I hit what was apparently the wall of the simulator, even though it appeared to go on further.
I raised my blaster and shot the wall to create an exit.
We went through the hole and ran towards an exit, closely followed by guards.
When we got to the end of a corridor, we went right and came outside to a platform, a railing at the end.
I went to the edge and peered down to see a large group of ships parked.
"Okay, Droole, jump towards that soft landing pad^TM... Which of course just happens to be there."
We jumped onto the soft landing pad^{Hey, we needed some way to escape!}, and headed towards a nearby transport.
"Do you know how to fly this thing, Khadgar?" Droole asked.
"Um, of course," Khadgar said, taking the helm.

The ship blasted off from the planet and was chased by LucasArts Mark I Fighters^OhNo!.
"Here they come!" Droole said.
Khadgar veered to the side, approached a fighter, all of a sudden he was right in front of the ship...
"Oh no, they've got a Lag Generator^TM!" Khadgar said.

To be continued...!

From the Wing XV Monastery:

Update: Pope St. Ricaud I has been brought before a High Inquisition and taken down to Cardinal, thus ending his bid for the Papacy and leaving Pope Ford Prefect II the new Pope of the Holy Aggressor Empire.

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Apparently BHG has a new rank called "Cardinal", I wonder where they got that from. *Cough* Rip Off *Cough* :P

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