THE  VANGUARD		INTERVIEW		WEDNESDAY JAN.31th 2001
(advertising)			Bad Cookin' Sends 27 Pilots to the Latrines
			VANGUARD by: FONDOR   It hasn't been an easy day waking up from yesterday's party for a lot of the crew, even disaccounting the various form of hangovers experianced by the officers.     Almost all of the Vanguard Pilots and other crew have been running to the Poop deck since one this afternoon with serious bowel troubles.	Preliminary reports suggest that as many as 27 Vanguard pilot's were sent to the latrines in a tragic cooking accident today.  The cause: Goose laxative, lots and lots of goose laxative.  It all started last night when Omar Gats, the Wing XV cook, received a new shipment of seasonings.  What he did not notice is that he opened a fifty-pound crate of Uncle Billies Goose Laxative.   The shipment of goose laxative has been traced back to Wing VIII of the ISD Colossus where they	had been storing it for such an occasion.  Omar is facing severe disciplinary charges.  He will be shipped off to Wing II of the SSSD Sovereign where he will endure a week with the Mac-using, squirrel taming, Bob the Three tailed cat thingy owning, rodents with crowbars commanding weirdoes of Wing II.  LC Inkwolf will then personally keelhaul him naked through space.  When will the brave pilots of Wing XV return to active duty?  Nobody knows.