Security Office News

I am pleased to announce that the updated Articles of War are almost complete. I need to finish up a few details concerning how punishments are handed out (they will be split into three types - Class A, Class B, and Class C). I think the new system will work very well and should be released (hopefully) by the 4th of July.

On that note, I regret to say that my computer access time will be significantly restricted for the next week for reasons beyond my control. Everything should be back to normal by next weekend however. I will (probably) be unavailable most of this weekend as I will be out on the lake getting drunk and screwing around in speedboats (possibly both at the same time).

And lastly, I would like to thank the Fleet Commander, Grand Admiral Astatine, on my promotion to Fleet Admiral. It's been nine months already since I became Security Officer and the time has flown by. Hopefully I can continue to serve the EH for a long time. Have a good weekend.

My office is always open for business. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns about the above information, please feel free to contact me at so(at)emperorshammer.org and I will respond usually within twelve hours at the most. You can also catch me on Internet Relay Chat (IRC) as `Vlad, `Vlad`, or FA_Xavier. I will not reply to e-mails sent to any other inbox so you better send it to the right one.

Security Office Tasks

-Internet security matters.
The latest virus threats can be found online here (opens a new window). It also provides documents on new computer threats, fixes, and other useful information.

-Faster timeframe for issues to be resolved, brought to the JAG, etc.
Security Office queue is clear.

-Revise Articles of War and Bylaws in consultation with relevant parties.
Revision of the Codes of Conduct: COMPLETED
Revision of the Articles of War: IN PROGRESS
Revision of the Fleet Bylaws: SUSPENDED
Revision of EH Justice System: COMPLETED
EH Blacklist (aka Most Wanted): SUSPENDED

In service of the Emperor's Hammer,

Fleet Admiral Vladet Xavier, Security Officer
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"I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life."
"Oh my God!"
"No no no, I'm just kiddin'. She's dead."
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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