Flight Officer
Report #88
6.16.2005 - SA Cyric
SA Cyric reporting in for the Flight Office and the Tie Corps
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Greetings and welcome to report number 88! Its been a hectic week for me personally, but I've come to realize something. If you ever wanted to commit a crime in the US and have some cash and want to get off go to California! OJ, Robert Blake, now Michael Jackson! Unreal...Makes me so proud to be in Law Enforcement and an American!
Anyway for those of you that are Pink Floyd fans, Roger Waters has rejoined the band for the Live8 Concerts! Huge news!
Ok So on to TC news:
Processing continues! Many new recruits have been joining our ranks as of late. This is good stuff!
I've asked all the BGCOMs to update my squadrons in need list on my site, so CT's can chose wisely when entering into the fleet. If you are assisting CT's please remind them to chose a squadron when filling out their forms!
IMPSTORM is moving along! A few major battles have been played...Stay tuned for more details as the WO report comes out!
The 107th issue of the Dark Sentinel NL is ready for public viewing! The only thing missing at this point is the content for the official archives, which GA Astatine has offered to provide me with. You can view all of the submissions at http://www.corporatedivision.com/sentinel/107/
Now for a new addition to the Flight Office reports and thank you to AD Proton! I am pleased to announce the TC QotW!
(Editor's note: I watch reports and IRC channels for funny and-or
interesting ramblings of TC personnel. As I get used to reading all of the fleet's reports, hopefully I will not miss the best items. This first installment is heavy on mouthings from Sovereign lunatics because of the old chains I was on when I returned to active duty. Hopefully the rest of the fleet will start popping off too. --AD Proton)
"Not so fast there Pellykins. =P " -CM Brukhar
"Pellykins?!!! LOL!" -LC Michael Emrys
"WC MAJ Chaser are still recovering. He was injured in a motorcycle
event but Rumours say that he was injured while flirting with the
wrong Twilek dancers." -CM Firzam Coldsteel
"Return of the Proton! Our ex-SOVCOM has been appointed the new
CA:FO! Pass on your congratulations, and be sure to ask many annoying
questions, he loves those ;) " -MAJ Brin Chaser
"I swear there must be a dad inside of me somewhere. If there ever was
a sign of the apocalypse, that statement was it." -GN Devin
"Thank god I love what I do. Hell... I still haven't seen Episode
III." -GN Devin
"Very important that he now get all the reports as he will be the new
report monkey for the Flight Office." -SA Cyric
"We'll have to dub July's SP Ladder as "Revenge of the Zeth" -VA Stele Pellaeon
"Yes no one is safe from the probing eyes, ears, and pen of AD Proton!
Run for the hilllllssssssssssss" -SA Cyric
"As long as he's not probing with anything else!!!!" -COL Gen
"It IS Proton, SO I can not answer that!" -Cy
"We are?! Says who? I for one am...*gasp*...gra...grateful fo...for
the return, return of Protooooooooooo....</Dude grabs Turr by the
throat and gets thrown into the no recently re-activated Guano Bins
(r).>" -GN Turr
"What? I always file my reports properly!
Oh? On time?
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
**violently cut-off mid-word as Dude picks him up and tosses him into the
HGB's** " -GN Brian
" /me looks up after landing in the HGB...
Woah, so crowded in here already?" -GN Brian
"Ya know. It's not until now that I realize how much I really missed
those quotes in the reports. You better outdo yourself Admiral. Gotta
make up for all the time you missed. >:P " -FA Joe
"Apologies. I'm off to see if I can get the other retirees here to
throw the objector into Proton's Hutt Guano Bins for confusing me. ;)
" -GN Brian
"I need a MMORPG addiction like I need a nail in my foot. To say, not
at all. I know how easily addicted I am. :( " -GN Brian
"i call dibs on looting protons new bar =P " -Conker
"SL Zeth Durron reporting in for HGB duty Sir! :D " -Zeth
"Awesome Rancorous! :-D
*Looks at the crates of Wing1 main nutrients (alcohol, anything alcoholic
actualy) "Party time!" -CPT Roger
AD_BubbaX: wait
AD_BubbaX: You haven't taken it before?
COL_Laan: i thought i had :P
COL_Rejili: me too :P
COL_Rejili: meh
COL_Laan: but the roster seems to disagree
COL_Rejili: we'll just have to expell you ;P
~La'an's confession that he's never passed SM/3
"He left a legendary mark on the Sovereign as well as very dirty
quarters!" -VA Stele
"None of the CS can be killed/mutilated/molested
I'd just like to emphasise how important this is. :P " -VA Pickled Yoda
"I agree here Yoda, though in Sarins vein of thought, The molestation
by dancing slave girls would be A OK for the Flight Officer and staff
:P " -SA Cyric
"AD Proton is back! Yes he is back! And we are all doomed…. Er… well…
not really… we just have to hide all of the great booze we took from
him." -CM Firzam Coldsteel
"Any questions, ask me." -VA Stele Pellaeon
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
wood?" -COL Tempest
Thats it from the Flight Office...
In Service...
SA Cyric
FO-TCCOM/SA CYRIC/CS-4/SSSD SOVEREIGN