Vortex Squadron
Report #6
6.17.2005 - CPT Keiran Laserlight
Emperor's Hammer Strike Fleet
Friday, 17th June 2005 CPT Keiran Laserlight reporting: Keiran's stories From the desk of the CMDR Welcome to the another enjoyable Weekly Squadron
report of the Vortex Squadron. This weeks biggest news is that the
newest issue of the EH Newsletter is out. Go read it! I don't remember
a newsletter with so much articles in all my TC history. It's a
must-read. As of the squadron - we're slowly going forward you
know. We have a couple of missions completed and courses passed. Great
activity from LTs Illesial and Feco. You guys are every CMDRs dream ;)
Now to the news. What's up? - Fleet 1. Science Office released a new version of XvT
and BoP Shippatch (3.0) . If you want to add multiple craft types to
your X-Wing vs TIE Fighter or Balance of Power download Enders new
Cchild :P. Actually the SCO Office should concentrate on the Imperiall
Alliance in my opinion. ASF/Ship/Wing 1. ASF Trivia competition has ended. Kodiak
wins. (Like in old Mortal Combat style.. heh..) I slap myself for not
submitting the answers. 2. Recruit and win
prizes. Or is the Wolfpack Recruit competition over? WC ->
(HINT) <- COM 3. CM GHORG is a brand new Odin CMDR! He is
great! All hail him. (We hope that he won't run out screaming like the
last Odin CMDR... Poor guy...) :P Squad 1. You're all making me proud. Remember of it. 2. Squadron Message Board http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=96 . Don't forget to report if you haven't. Also Check the
current squadron competitions results. 3. Squadron Website http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/
Check it for the latest updates. 4. I've received only one submission for the Vortex Squadron to the Rescue! competition.
Only Quat'r Zax wants me back eh? I am that bad? You've got time until
end of the month. 5. Your activity is stunning. I am most
impressed by the LT Illesial who completed all three (3) of HTML
courses which don't happen to be easy ones. Contacts & Activities CMDR/CPT Keiran Laserlight, Vortex Leader e-mail activities, IRC presence,
Messageboards posts, CMDR stuff, website updates, Run
Trivia after the EH meeting. 6/14/2005
Completed XWA-FREE 24 6/14/2005
Completed XWA-FREE 25
. FM/LT Thomace, Vortex Two IRC presence. FM/CPT Adam Szydlowski, Vortex Three e-mail contact
FM/LT Quat'r Zax, Vortex Seven Heavy MB activity. Also
in contact by e-mail and IRC FL/LT Feco, Vortex Nine e-mail contact and MB activities. 6/11/2005 Passed the Weaponary
(WPN) IWATS Course (95%) In contact. E-mail, MB and IRC. Run
Trivia after the TC meeting. 6/14/2005 Received
an Iron Star - Gold Ribbon for 1st place in ASF Trivia 6/17/2005 Received a Palpatine
Crescent for May Activities IRC contact. 6/15/2005 Passed the Advanced
Multiplayer (AMP) IWATS Course (100%) Summary: 5 on IRC 1 in e-mail
contact 0 out of
contact 3 BSF 5 IWATS 0 MP 1 GFX 0
Fiction *** You should know that I really prefer IRC
activity - as a primary source of contact. The IRC is a shareware
program - everybody can get it to try. Click the link www.mirc.com
to find more. E-mail and messageboards are basic. IRC is really what's
you should get! Promos/Medals/Transfers Captain Keiran
Laserlight received a Palpatine
Crescent (PC) for his activities in the month of May Rankings Fleet Commander's Honor Guard Archon
Adam
Szydlowski 1672
(2nd in Wing)
Archon
Keiran Laserlight
1555 (-16)
(4th)
Lancer
Feco
38
(+6)
(24th)
Not Rated Quat'r Zax
0
(30th) Not Rated Thomace
0
(30th) Not Rated Illesial
0
(30th)
Combat Ratings Officer 1st
Adam Szydlowski
63
(3rd in Wing) Marksman 4th Keiran
Laserlight 14
(8th) Certified
Kodiak Kereban
7
(11th) Not Rated Feco
0
(17th) Not Rated Quat'r Zax
0
(17th) Not Rated Thomace
0
(17th) Not Rated
Illesial
0
(17th)
Competitions Held by: CPT Keiran
Laserlight, Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer
(keiranlaserlight@o2.pl) Deadline: 1st July 2005 Competitors: Vortex Squadron What is it all about?: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=1092 Held by: CPT Keiran
Laserlight, Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer
(keiranlaserlight@o2.pl) Deadline: 1st July 2005 Competitors: Vortex Squadron What is it all about?: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?t=1114 Held by: VA Gidda,
Agreggor Strike Force Battlegroup
Commander (ehgidda@tiscalinet.it) Deadline: 31st December 2005 Competitors: ASF and Avenger Squadron What is it all about?: Fly for the Emperor's
Hammer in the XvT and XWA Weeks of War. The bert three pilots get the
shiney medals. Medals to smack:
Iron Star - Gold Wings, Iron Star - Silver Wings, Iron
Star - Bronze Wings, Legion of Combat, Distinguished Flying Cross Held by: VA Gidda,
Agreggor Strike Force Battlegroup
Commander (ehgidda@tiscalinet.it) Deadline: 18th June 2005 Competitors: ASF and Avenger Squadron What is it all about?: Create a GFX of Agressor
Strige Force banner. If you win your submission will be used
officially. Submissions must be in .jpg or .gif format, size is free
but remember that your banner must fit well in the ASF Roster page. Citations Squadron Citations (6) (+1) T
TIE-TC
Battle 3 - New Dimensions VORTEX SQUADRON : Infiltration COMMANDER: CPT
Keiran Laserlight NICKNAME: Wings of Death MOTTO: Run and you will only die tired! HOMEPAGE: http://vortexsquadron.minos.net/ MESSAGE BOARD: http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewforum.php?f=96 FLIGHT I - TIE ADVANCED Nickname: The wings of wrath Motto: Swift death to all 2) LT
Thomace 4) TBA FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT Nickname: The wings of justice Motto: We shall prevail 1) TBA 2) TBA 4) TBA FLIGHT III - TIE ADVANCED Nickname: The wings of balance Motto: We are the bringers of destruction 1) LT
Feco 3) LT
Illesial 4) TBA Final words "Run and you will only die tired!" <SALUTE> Captain Keiran Laserlight Vortex Squadron's Commanding Officer CMDR/CPT Keiran Laserlight/Vortex/Wing XIII/ISD
Grey Wolf BSx4/PCx8/ISMx3/MoI-BC/IS-5BW-12BR-5SW-17SR/LoC-CSx2-Rx4/CoB/OV-2E [ARCN]
{IWATS-AIM-CBX-FZ-HIST-IBX-ICQ-IIC/1-LIN-M/1/2-MP-SM/3-TT-WM-WPN} "Good looking officer is a good officer" This report is for the interior use of the
Emperor's Hammer TIE Corps gaming club. Whole message or any part of
it's contents can be copied, distributed, read(!), printed, quoted,
commented, eaten or everything else you can only imagine. I will be thankful for any comments at
keiranlaserlight@o2.pl
TIE Corps
Vortex
Squadron Report #6
War... War never changes...
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
Tatooine, high orbit
Bang. Bang. Bang.
ISD Devastator has docked to CRV Tantive IV.
CRV
Tantive IV has been captured.
and so on...
Earlier that day
CPT Raymus Antilles was a very happy man. He had a beautiful house near
Alderra, the capital city of Alderaan. He also had a loving wife and
four wonderful children. Actualy he thought all that war-thingy is an
useless thingy. He wasn't a warrior - only a diplomatic courier
ship captain. But it was his last day in that job actually - he was
going to retire after this run. Everything was prepeared - all the
ships personel was wearing completly clean uniforms and helmets, the
ships walls were cleaned and newly painted. Even tThe engeiners haven't
forgotten about polishing those two old crappy droids which Bail Organa
gave him once. As the biggest retirement suprise was that princess Leia
Organa herself was aboard the ship. He was just heading to meet
her in her quarters.
She was just ironing one of her dresses as he
entered. Interesting. A daughter of a senator and a most noble guy on
Alderaan was ironing. This reminded him o his own wife. She was ironing
very often. It was an old Alderaanian tradition to iron. It seemed that
all Alderaanian women are equal. Something which Empire fought with...
Equality in ironing was so old custom that it couldn't be forgotten.
And no Imperial Officer could make it forgotten. Even that Tarkin-guy.
"Hey! Raymus!" - Leia said unplugging the iron. -
"Where are we going to head?"
"Well let's see... We're escaping from Ralltiir with
some data..I don't care of it... I am not involved with your Rebel
activities and I don't want to... Anyway..We're at Ralltiir and heading
to Alderaan... Let's head to Tatooine I think.. It's in the other part
of the galaxy and I don't care if it's not in our way - we'll go there
becauser it's my celebration and I am the Captain. And don't try to
argue with me you orphan! You're adopted! Ha ha! I'll bet you didn't
knew it...Ah It's so amusing... That's for calling my name princess...
I hate it you know! Never call me Raymus! Call me anyhow but not
Raymus!."
Leia hid her tears. If that was true all her world
would collapse. But she had to beleve tht Bail Organa is her father as
she was told all her childhood. Also she couldn't give any sign
of anger to CPT Antilles as it was his last flight aboard Tantive IV.
She had to be strong.
"How about Colton? Can I call you that?" - she asked
"Why not... everything is better than my first name.
But call me that way privately.. I don't want these guys thought that's
my real name..."
"I understand" Leia laid. - "And now CPT Colton...
Let's head for the cantina, for the final party."
Bridge,
later that day
Captain
Antilles entered the bridge and called his first mate. "What's our
status?"
"Sir! Our diplomatic corvette with no weapons aboard is entering
Tatooine system in minutes. All weapons system operational"
"Good"
"Sir how was the big party?"
"amusing! I've received a dog! I'll name him Skippy.. I know that's a
name for a Jedi Droid but I like it. And of course I have a year
support of food for Skippy. he'll eat the best of Scooby Snacks(TM).
Heh.. Love that."
"Sir! We're entering Tatooine system!"
"Calculate the jump for Alderaan! I can't wait to show Skippy to my
wife Elena"
"Sir! There is an ISD emergin from hyperspace! IT's Devastator! Lord
Vader's ship!"
"WoW! That's a suprise! Vader wants to give me a gift himself! Prepeare
the troops! I want them to beready to welcome our guest!"
War... War NEVER changes.
2. Get Edu-smtg competition has ended. It was amusing cause nobody
really knew what to do. Like in those old Czechoslovakian
movies... However a Pat on the Back is awarded for Training
Office for trying.
4. As of the sad news a friend of the Grey
Wolf and Avenger Squadron CMDR is going to retire at the end of the
month. AES CMDR position is open for apply. Try it if you feel MP
strong. :(
5. And last but not least - Dark Sentinel 107
is out! Read it! It has several submissions by Kodiak Kereban which is
very appriciated. Be sure to check his GFX submission! Great job!
6. Yoda is going for vacation to England anytime now. Kodiak you
are ordered to stay on your island for safety. :P
4. You GFX fans! It's your last chance to submit for the ASF Banner
competition. Subissions are due to tomorrow and don't forget to CC the
Security Officer and Operations Office Assistant. heh... You get the
joke eh?
5. June XnT Week of War starts today. Any of the MP pilots is required
to smash the EH opponents.
6. The TAC database didin't sent the BSF confirmation for LT Feco this
week. Don't worry - It's submitted.
7. CPT Szydlowski calls for more citations - 50 of them should be of
course enough. An explanation what the citations are and a full list of
what to fly will be provided this week. Get ready.
8. Merit medals! The most
important awards this week were dispatched - Kodiak and myself earned a
Palptine Crescent each. I think drinks are on Kodiak here.
9. I've lost much of my High scores this week :( . My FCHG earn is - 16
6/17/2005 Received
a Palpatine Crescent for May Activities
6/12/2005 Completed TIE-TC 2
6/6/
FM/LC Kodiak Kereban, Vortex Ten, Squadron Executive Officer,
Communications Office Assistant
6/12/2005 Submitted GFX for the
Newsletter
FM/LT Illesial, Vortex Eleven
6/11/2005 Passed the HTML 2 (IIC/2)
IWATS Course (100%)
6/11/2005 Passed the HTML 3
(IIC/3) IWATS Course (100%)
1 on MB
0 leaving
0 HS
no promotions this week
Lieutenant Colonel Kodiak Keraban
received an
Iron
Star - Golden Ribbon for the 1st
place in ASF Trivia
Lieutenant
Colonel Kodiak Keraban received a Palpatine Crescent (PC) for his
activities in the month of May
no transfers this week
Archon
Kodiak Kereban
1588
(3rd)
Operation: Virgin
Vortex Squadron to the rescue!
Weeks of War Iniciative
TIE-TC Battle 2
- Strike at Calamari
TIE-TC Battle 7 - Betrayal
TIE-TC Battle 41 - Rebel Demise
TIE-TC Battle 47 - Get That Rat!
TIE-TC Battle 49 - Construct the Sovereign
Roster
I know that summer is coming. This means leaves and lacks of activity.
But you've earned vacation in my opinion - fee free to go (remember of
informing me). Until next week guys!