Corporate Division
Report #26
6.24.2005 - FA Khadgar
President Report #26 – 6.24.05
News
First off, there’s a fleet-wide competition in progress for the NL, as you all have hopefully heard by now. See
http://mb.emperorshammer.net/viewtopic.php?p=14477 for further details. If some of you could make an attempt at writing based
on the CD fiction topics for a shot at a Shield of the Vizer, I’d appreciate it.
I've sent out all the MoAs for CD-related submissions to the NL. I will also be handing out extra credits to those involved as
promised soon. I've also awarded some merit awards for recent work:
BoM to CP Kodiak - For continued service as DEMI CEO. Kodiak continues to to promote activity within DEMI and put a lot of
work into trivia for meetings and contracts. He has also been helpful with the NL and things beyond the official scope of his
duties.
BoM to CP Brent Tainer - For continued service as Lumina CEO. Tainer continues to promote activity within his corporation. He
has also been extremely helpful with putting together a NL layout and other graphics and layouts.
CGM to JNR Kate Flyer - For excellent activity within Lumina so far, including making numerous submissions to the NL.
Just an additional note: Kodiak and Brent have been a great help to me during their time in the CD. They are truly model CEOs.
Virtually any EH command person, especially other CEOs, can take a lesson from their example. They proactively communicate
with their personnel. They make their best efforts to keep their people active and interested in the CD. Related to that, they
are self-sufficient in their core duties and in taking on extra duties without having to be coerced by me to do so. ‘Tis the
stuff that SGs are made of.
Keep in mind that we need more CD submissions for NL 108! Please submit and you’ll be rewarded!
SNR Guardian has put out a fun competition called “Jam Session”, which requires you to modify the lyrics of an existing song
to fit a CD member. I’ve posted my submission below in the President’s Office. Guardian has posted the details at
http://www.corporatedivision.com/competitions.php?op=check&id=50.
Lastly, if my superiors are reading this far into the report (congratulations), I’d like to thank them for the recent
promotion. I would also like to thank all those that have been active and believed in the CD these last months to make this
possible. I hope to continue to serve many months as PREX and see the CD reach even greater heights.
The President's Office
My submission for “Jam Session”:
CP Kodiak: Trivia Man
Let me tell you how it will be
Because I'm the trivia man
Should five questions appear too small
Because I'm the trivia man
If you wear armor, I'll ask the strength
Well, I'm the trivia man
Don't ask me what I make it for
Because I'm the trivia man
Now my advice for those who try
Because I'm the trivia man
And you're answering for no one but me
That’s all for this week.
Stay in profit,
Fleet Admiral Khadgar
"Should five percent appear too small, be thankful I don’t take it all.”
(To the tune of "Tax Man" by the Beatles)
One point for you, nineteen for me
Yeah, I'm the trivia man
Be thankful I don't answer them all
Yeah, I'm the trivia man
If you use a weapon, I'll ask the length
If you fly a ship, I'll ask the speed
If you take a pet, I'll ask which breed
Trivia man
Yeah, I'm the trivia man
Trivia man, Mr. Kodiak
If you don't want to answer some more
Trivia man, Mr. Debric
Yeah, I'm the trivia man
Trivia man
Fix that lag or you'll get nigh
Trivia man
Yeah, I'm the trivia man
Trivia man
President of the Corporate Division
PREX/FA Khadgar/VSD Warhammer