Corporate Division
Report #23
6.1.2005 - AD Khadgar

President Report #23 – 6.01.05
"Her voice is full of money.”

News

I’ve decided to release this report early before my leave. Once again, I am leaving early tomorrow and returning on the 5th. Please keep sending NL submissions! I will answer all my mails when I return.

MWO Ovidius Naso, also COL Jarek La'an of the TIE Corps, was appointed CDNG CEO. Congratulations! His task will be will be to reform the CDNG into a corps of writers and thinkers for the Dark Sentinel NL. This is not an easy task, so I wish him luck in this pursuit!

Speaking of the Dark Sentinel, I am currently working on coding the submissions. The release date is slated to be mid June. Right now, all I need is more submissions from the BHG, Fringe and various COs which I’ve contacted in terms of content. I’d like to thank everyone who has already submitted.

VPO Baron and his A:VPO, Guardian, have done an excellent job on producing an updated Finance Manual to explain the CD’s various financial services. It will be released after a bit of proofreading from me, which I will finish before my leave.

The first tastes of CD roleplaying can be found at the official site for the roleplaying manual - http://www.dmbfan.com/CDRP. The manual is still a work in progress, but should be ready soon. IOE members should prepare for roleplaying by completing the first roleplaying course and the grammar course if needed at PLT Revenge.

I’m afraid I’ll have to end the news for this report on a grave note. We’ve had two instances in recent times of members trying to exploit the stock market system for personal gain at the expense of others by taking advantage of their position and options within the stock market. Let me say now: It’s not worth it. The CD database keeps very detailed financial records, which are viewed regularly by Direx Board members. Anyone caught engaging in this sort of misconduct in the future will face losses in credits, position, and perhaps other consequences. Please don’t ruin the fun of the Corporate Division for yourself and others!

The President's Office

*An IBC show you won’t see…*
Trido: Are you ready to rock?
*Cheering.*
Trido: I said, are you ready to rock?
*Even more vigorous cheering.*
Trido: But first, a word from a sponsor!
*Cue a wall of silence.*

Secretary: Ah, twenty million credits.
Khadgar: Wait a minute, did you get that by duping the stock market after that big warning I just wrote?
Secretary: Er, I prefer to call it “creative accounting”.

That’s all for this week.

Stay in legitimate profit,

Admiral Khadgar
President of the Corporate Division

PREX/AD Khadgar/VSD Warhammer

 

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