Wing XI
Report #2
11.2.2003 - LC Triji Boliv
Boliv staggered drunkenly to the lecturne, the wing assembled before him. Tapping the microphone, the WC leans forward to give his report.
==Fleet News==
Ok, so it appears as if the COMMs guy is looking for a comma. Obviously he's blonde or something because everyone knows the comma is on the second row from the bottom, between the period and the "M". There, solved your problem Aiden. Yeah, if you want to be an EHCSA go apply. It's fun and you get shineys. Well, maybe.
SCO has released a new ship patch thingy for TIE. I downloaded it but have yet to play with it. It looks impressive though, and the SCO is uber-awseomish so i'm sure it's cool.
Speaking of the SCO, if you are still having problems with EHBL then contact the SCO immediately. I had issues and they were able to help me sort them out quickly. Look for Ender (he's on IRC all the time) and he'll get ya some help! A couple months and EHBL will be the only option so get it working now!
==Wing News==
New Comps! Two new comps for you guys..so go forth and be activeish! First one is for NL entries! IS-SR to the Wing XI Pilot who submits the most EHNL entries for the next issue! IS-BR to second most! So not only do you get super-cool LoAs but you could get an IS as well! Go forth and submit! (Details: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1077)
Also i've revived the 'Beat the WC' comp, but changed it slightly. it's SP only now, and only TIE and XWA (XvT sux big time). If you want to challenge me (and get yourself an easy IS-BW) email me or find me online. (Details: http://www.emperorshammer.net/competitions/details.asp?ID=1076)
Wing bash ends today, get your last minute entries into Locke and myself! (kevinsetzer@aol.com & boliv@isdchallenge.org)
Speaking of Locke, is he still alive? I've not seen him in a week...i'm starting to worry about that smell coming from under the door to his quarters...
==This week by squadron!==
Demon flew two missions and kicked one pilot out! Good work!
Falcon ...didnt do anything? Aresis..wtf's going on >=P
Ghost bagged a couple IS-BWs...good work, let's see some pilot files to go with them :)
Me..well, i did WCish stuff..and hung out with my g/f..she's way cuter than you lot... :P
Phantom flew 10 missions and did and IWATS! Awesome!
Vampire...didnt do anything either? /me makes note to keep better records....that cant be right...
And...Pilot of the Week goes to.....LCM Tygra Shadowclaw! Despite the fact that he didnt do much, he still did more than the rest of you...go be active! Please! I like giving out medals and new rank badges, but you have to be ACTIVE so i can convince the higher ups to loosen their death-grips on them to give them to you..see how the cycle works? :P
Annnnnd...yeah, i think that's it this week...it's 2am and i have a headache...i'm going to bed...