The Talking Fish

 

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Well, I hope everyone had a safe, fun, and productive holiday season. I know I did. For those of you who care, I finally made Gladiator (FCHG) and Major this past month. I also got “Gladiator” (the movie with Russell Crowe) for X-mas. That movie simply rocks. Action, suspense, drama, all conveniently packaged under guise of gruesome warfare. Much like Star Wars is, although set in a different time.

 

I know this has been said many times, many ways…Gah, stupid Frank Sinatra and X-mas songs. Anyway, I think that Star Wars has maintained its fan base and its appeal for so many years because of the complexity of the underlying story beneath a relative simple plot. We all know the story inside and out: country boy has mysterious gift, which is developed by an even more mysterious mentor. Together, they meet the good guys and fight evil. Okay, perhaps that’s a little too basic, but the point is that underneath this trite story is a much deeper universe. Why does this particular boy have this gift? What exactly is this gift? What makes the evil force so evil? With SW: ANH, we were mainly left wondering the answers to these questions. We assumed that the Empire was evil because of its oppression of the universe, while the rebels were good cause they fought the evil. The next two movies clarified most questions, let still left some big ones to our imagination.

 

Even though most people do not consciously think about these unanswered questions, we all have an urge inside us to seek out the truth. I suspect at some level, we dive into the SW universe in search of those answers. Yes we were all fascinated by the visual artistry of the movies, but why do we continue to watch them, play games based on them, even become characters in that universe 25 years later? We are looking for something deeper in this universe, something which either we cannot find in the real universe or exists only within the realm of Star Wars.

 

For me, I suppose I’m searching for why the Empire is evil. In all SW books that I’ve read (a lot, though none of that “New Jedi Order” crap with the Solo twins. Those kids need to be feed to a rancor), the authors portray the Empire as a bureaucratic, xenophobic monstrosity which survives solely by oppression, fear, and hatred. When was the last time a political system like this existed in human society? I can’t remember one. It makes no intuitive sense, which is why I continue my (un)conscious search for some piece of evidence which would give me a definite answer to my question.

 

I realize many of you are going to disagree with this analysis. Please do so. Through conflict, solutions appear. I know that extrapolating my thoughts and feelings out for an entire group of Star Wars fans borders on absurdity (a bastardized version of reverse reductionism), but this is my article =) If nothing else, it gives people something to think about.

 

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MAJ Troutrooper

 

Anyone who would like to argue Troutrooper’s points may do so by e-mailing him at troutrooper@yahoo.com. I’m sure that he would be kind enough to publish the more interesting mails next month. Not too much though, as it's only a yahoo account.