WING I OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN

MOTTO: Out Flown, Out Shot, Out Scored, Out Classed, but never never never Out Run.

WING COMMANDER: GN ( I couldn’t fly my way out of a paper bag) Wolly 

NICKNAME: Wolly’s Wannabes
                       Wolly's Whiners
                       Wolly's Wimps

BANNER: wing1sux.jpg

HOMEPAGE: http://wollyswannbes.tsx.org

WC’s PERSONAL SHUTTLE: Vomit Comet (thanx for the pic Wolly)

WC’s PERSONAL FIGHTER: T/D Crash and Burn (Like his wing usually does in Competition)

 

 

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ALPHA SQUADRON : Commonly revolting

COMMANDER: MAJ (I should have joined Rho when I had the chance) Sarriss 

NICKNAME: The Dead Wing II Victims

BANNER: alpha.gif

MOTTO: We Came, We Saw, We Got Destroyed by Rho!!!!!!!!

HOMEPAGE: http://www.wing1sux.com

 

 

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT

1) MAJ (I should have joined Rho when I had the chance) Sarriss 

2) KIA by Gallows

3) CM Cereal Killer (Damn Cheerios just wouldn’t stay under the milk it wasn’t my fault your honor) 

4) KIA by Calias

 

 

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT

Homepage: http://www.rhoisgod.com

1) LCM ( I think I better leave before Rho shows up) Janich 

2) LT (clipped by Rho) Talons 

3) KIA by Dave

4) KIA by Jedgar

 

 

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER

1) CPT (Plot a Retreat )Vector 

2) LT Gunman (cause I sure ain’t no pilot) 

3) LT Darkone (can’t find the light switch let alone a missile lock)

4) KIA by Kramer ( couldn't kill Wolly so I took it out on this poor sap)

 

 

 

 

 

BETA SQUADRON : Strike 3 and we're Outta here

COMMANDER: CPT Adolf 

NICKNAME: Dorja's Dolts

BANNER: beta.jpg

MOTTO: A Step Below the minimum

HOMEPAGE: http://www.wollycan’tfly.com

 

 

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER

Nickname: The Crazy Aces (They can’t count to 8 so they play crazy Aces instead)

Motto: The Few (because they flew against Wing II and Died), The Proud (Because the ones left alive were the only ones smart enough to turn tail and run), The Insane (They work for Wolly need I say more)

Homepage: http://wing1crashandburn.net

1) CPT (as good a military commander as Hilter) Adolf (I could’ve had way too much fun with this one but in the name of good taste I have decided to refrain) 

2) LCM Dark (forgot to put batteries in his) Sabre 

3) MAJ (pain in the) Eugene  (ya that’s it pain in the Eugene) 

4) SL Biggs Darklighter (I thought he died on the 1st death star run) 

 

 

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER

Nickname: The Rho Sqn waiting list

Motto: Beta Flight II, Name Enough!

(I know we feel sorry for you too)

Homepage: http://www.Gallowsforemperor.org

1) CPT Satai ( I joined the EH and all I got was a Wing I slot) Dukhat 

2) CPT Dontal (I have to admit it she’s a good pilot she beat me fair and square so I have no idea why the hell she hasn’t joined a real Sqn already)

3) LCM (Fights like a critter) Kratas 

4) LCM Cook (See they can’t get real pilots so they are promoting the kitchen help) 

 

 

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT

Nickname: The Flying Jugger---nots

Motto: First the enemy...They get killed by Wing II

Homepage: http://www.FreelancerforCA:emperor.org

1) COL (likes to play with Talon and Matches) Fireclaw 

2) CM (Laughable flying skills) Lafeber 

3) LT (Fly’s like a Farmer) Remraf 

4) LCM (Could be replaced by a Mailer-Daemon) Deamon 

 

 

 

 

 

GAMMA SQUADRON : Long-Range Support (they are afraid to get close)

COMMANDER: CPT Ice cold trigger finger 

NICKNAME: The Wildcards (Wildcards are Jokers right?)

BANNER: gamma.gif

MOTTO: Remember: ‘cause we can’t

HOMEPAGE: http://fakramerrules.net

 

 

FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT

1) CPT Ice ( has cold sweats when fling against Wing II)

2) LCM (don’t know what a raygun is) Rayden 

3) KIA by Freelancer

4) KIA by an Infant Ewok

 

 

FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT

1) COL (I am seeing stars form Wing II’s left hook) StarLion 

2) LT (Son of Karagin) Kargin 

3) LCM Mason Selrood (should stick to masonry and leave the flying to professionals) 

4) KIA by Delplanq

 

 

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT

1) LCM (Oh Mylanta) Nylad 

2) SL (Sorry Skillls) T'sara 

3) KIA by Harkonnen

4) KIA by Chandler

 

 

 

 

 

DELTA SQUADRON : Recognition of failure to Wing II

COMMANDER: CPT (Always Running) Mobiles 

NICKNAME: Hell's Hammer

BANNER: delta.jpg

MOTTO: Abandon fear all ye who engage us for we will flee like the yellow bellies that we are!

HOMEPAGE: http://deltablows.tsx.org

 

 

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER

1) CPT  (Always Running) Mobiles 

2) LCM (Marked for Termination) Murad Ibn Mark 

3) KIA by Depriest

4) KIA by Mike

 

 

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER

1) CPT (get some pants for god’s sake) Flash 

2) KIA by Jar Jar

3) KIA by (Doh, Wolly pissed him off again) Kramer

4) KIA by Wing II bar droid (it's a better pilot what can I say)

 

 

FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER

1) KIA Kramer (Wolly stop pissing him off the FO can't keep up)

2) KIA by Pilot Error (he though he was a pilot he was in error)

3) KIA by Several Wing II pilots at once as he sat there like a deer in the headlights

4) KIA by Rage

 

 

 

 

 

EPSILON SQUADRON : Strike

COMMANDER: MAJ (Snoozing in the grass) Fieldmarshall 

NICKNAME: The Splitting Terrors (see they running already)

BANNER: epsilon.jpg

MOTTO: I will show you my courage in a handful of dust...

HOMEPAGE: http://www.bobtheairlockforxo.org

 

 

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER

1) MAJ (Snoozing in the grass) Fieldmarshall 

2) KIA Fieldmarshall shot me in the back

3) KIA by Ford

4) KIA by Sasquatch

 

 

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER

1) CPT ( Annoying as that Guy on Sister Sister) Roger 

2) LT (Out of breath from running away) Hufi 

3) LT (Run, Run Faster) Julian Dragoblaster 

4) KIA own stupidity

 

 

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT

1) LCM Splif (call the guards illegal substance) 

2) KIA by Atrus

3) KIA by Chronos

4) KIA by Darkstar

 

 

 

 

 

LAMBDA SQUADRON : Strike

COMMANDER: CPT Nebular 

NICKNAME: Red Dragons scare us, but then again so does most everything else.

BANNER: lambda.jpg

MOTTO: For the Glory of the Gallows

HOMEPAGE: http://www.wing2thebestinthefleet.org

 

 

FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER

1) CPT Rex Nebular, and the cosmic gender benders 

2) KIA by Wolly ( I couldn't hit anybody in Wing II but at least I hit somebody)

3) KIA by Kramer (Wolly if you lose many more guys we are going to habe to close down Wing I and promote you to FM Wing II)

4) KIA by Liam (Calias' 4 month old son out flew, out gunned and out classed this pilot)

 

 

FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER

1) LT Absolutely freaking insane to be flying in Wing I

2) LT (Fly’s like a Semi Truck) MAClee 

3) KIA by Scorpions which mysteriously appeared in his flight suit

4) KIA by Artyis

 

 

FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT

1) CM (cough, cough, hack, hack) Flelm  Isn’t that something I just coughed up?

2) MAJ (Going Down) Dharmy 

3) KIA by Amedeo

4) KIA by AL. R.S.