WING I OF THE SSSD SOVEREIGN
MOTTO: Out Flown, Out Shot, Out Scored, Out Classed, but never never never Out Run.
WING COMMANDER: GN ( I couldn’t fly my way out of a paper bag) Wolly
NICKNAME:
Wolly’s Wannabes
Wolly's Whiners
Wolly's Wimps
BANNER: wing1sux.jpg
HOMEPAGE: http://wollyswannbes.tsx.org
WC’s PERSONAL SHUTTLE: Vomit Comet (thanx for the pic Wolly)
WC’s PERSONAL FIGHTER: T/D Crash and Burn (Like his wing usually does in Competition)
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ALPHA SQUADRON : Commonly revolting
COMMANDER: MAJ (I should have joined Rho when I had the chance) Sarriss
NICKNAME: The Dead Wing II Victims
BANNER: alpha.gif
MOTTO: We Came, We Saw, We Got Destroyed by Rho!!!!!!!!
HOMEPAGE: http://www.wing1sux.com
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
1) MAJ (I should have joined Rho when I had the chance) Sarriss
2) KIA by Gallows
3) CM Cereal Killer (Damn Cheerios just wouldn’t stay under the milk it wasn’t my fault your honor)
4) KIA by Calias
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
Homepage: http://www.rhoisgod.com
1) LCM ( I think I better leave before Rho shows up) Janich
2) LT (clipped by Rho) Talons
3) KIA by Dave
4) KIA by Jedgar
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT (Plot a Retreat )Vector
2) LT Gunman (cause I sure ain’t no pilot)
3) LT Darkone (can’t find the light switch let alone a missile lock)
4) KIA by Kramer ( couldn't kill Wolly so I took it out on this poor sap)
BETA SQUADRON : Strike 3 and we're Outta here
COMMANDER: CPT Adolf
NICKNAME: Dorja's Dolts
BANNER: beta.jpg
MOTTO: A Step Below the minimum
HOMEPAGE: http://www.wollycan’tfly.com
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Crazy Aces (They can’t count to 8 so they play crazy Aces instead)
Motto: The Few (because they flew against Wing II and Died), The Proud (Because the ones left alive were the only ones smart enough to turn tail and run), The Insane (They work for Wolly need I say more)
Homepage: http://wing1crashandburn.net
1) CPT (as good a military commander as Hilter) Adolf (I could’ve had way too much fun with this one but in the name of good taste I have decided to refrain)
2) LCM Dark (forgot to put batteries in his) Sabre
3) MAJ (pain in the) Eugene (ya that’s it pain in the Eugene)
4) SL Biggs Darklighter (I thought he died on the 1st death star run)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
Nickname: The Rho Sqn waiting list
Motto: Beta Flight II, Name Enough!
(I know we feel sorry for you too)
Homepage: http://www.Gallowsforemperor.org
1) CPT Satai ( I joined the EH and all I got was a Wing I slot) Dukhat
2) CPT Dontal (I have to admit it she’s a good pilot she beat me fair and square so I have no idea why the hell she hasn’t joined a real Sqn already)
3) LCM (Fights like a critter) Kratas
4) LCM Cook (See they can’t get real pilots so they are promoting the kitchen help)
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
Nickname: The Flying Jugger---nots
Motto: First the enemy...They get killed by Wing II
Homepage: http://www.FreelancerforCA:emperor.org
1) COL (likes to play with Talon and Matches) Fireclaw
2) CM (Laughable flying skills) Lafeber
3) LT (Fly’s like a Farmer) Remraf
4) LCM (Could be replaced by a Mailer-Daemon) Deamon
GAMMA SQUADRON : Long-Range Support (they are afraid to get close)
COMMANDER: CPT Ice cold trigger finger
NICKNAME: The Wildcards (Wildcards are Jokers right?)
BANNER: gamma.gif
MOTTO: Remember: ‘cause we can’t
HOMEPAGE: http://fakramerrules.net
FLIGHT I - MISSILE BOAT
1) CPT Ice ( has cold sweats when fling against Wing II)
2) LCM (don’t know what a raygun is) Rayden
3) KIA by Freelancer
4) KIA by an Infant Ewok
FLIGHT II - MISSILE BOAT
1) COL (I am seeing stars form Wing II’s left hook) StarLion
2) LT (Son of Karagin) Kargin
3) LCM Mason Selrood (should stick to masonry and leave the flying to professionals)
4) KIA by Delplanq
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) LCM (Oh Mylanta) Nylad
2) SL (Sorry Skillls) T'sara
3) KIA by Harkonnen
4) KIA by Chandler
DELTA SQUADRON : Recognition of failure to Wing II
COMMANDER: CPT (Always Running) Mobiles
NICKNAME: Hell's Hammer
BANNER: delta.jpg
MOTTO: Abandon fear all ye who engage us for we will flee like the yellow bellies that we are!
HOMEPAGE: http://deltablows.tsx.org
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT (Always Running) Mobiles
2) LCM (Marked for Termination) Murad Ibn Mark
3) KIA by Depriest
4) KIA by Mike
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT (get some pants for god’s sake) Flash
2) KIA by Jar Jar
3) KIA by (Doh, Wolly pissed him off again) Kramer
4) KIA by Wing II bar droid (it's a better pilot what can I say)
FLIGHT III - TIE DEFENDER
1) KIA Kramer (Wolly stop pissing him off the FO can't keep up)
2) KIA by Pilot Error (he though he was a pilot he was in error)
3) KIA by Several Wing II pilots at once as he sat there like a deer in the headlights
4) KIA by Rage
EPSILON SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: MAJ (Snoozing in the grass) Fieldmarshall
NICKNAME: The Splitting Terrors (see they running already)
BANNER: epsilon.jpg
MOTTO: I will show you my courage in a handful of dust...
HOMEPAGE: http://www.bobtheairlockforxo.org
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) MAJ (Snoozing in the grass) Fieldmarshall
2) KIA Fieldmarshall shot me in the back
3) KIA by Ford
4) KIA by Sasquatch
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT ( Annoying as that Guy on Sister Sister) Roger
2) LT (Out of breath from running away) Hufi
3) LT (Run, Run Faster) Julian Dragoblaster
4) KIA own stupidity
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) LCM Splif (call the guards illegal substance)
2) KIA by Atrus
3) KIA by Chronos
4) KIA by Darkstar
LAMBDA SQUADRON : Strike
COMMANDER: CPT Nebular
NICKNAME: Red Dragons scare us, but then again so does most everything else.
BANNER: lambda.jpg
MOTTO: For the Glory of the Gallows
HOMEPAGE: http://www.wing2thebestinthefleet.org
FLIGHT I - TIE DEFENDER
1) CPT Rex Nebular, and the cosmic gender benders
2) KIA by Wolly ( I couldn't hit anybody in Wing II but at least I hit somebody)
3) KIA by Kramer (Wolly if you lose many more guys we are going to habe to close down Wing I and promote you to FM Wing II)
4) KIA by Liam (Calias' 4 month old son out flew, out gunned and out classed this pilot)
FLIGHT II - TIE DEFENDER
1) LT Absolutely freaking insane to be flying in Wing I
2) LT (Fly’s like a Semi Truck) MAClee
3) KIA by Scorpions which mysteriously appeared in his flight suit
4) KIA by Artyis
FLIGHT III - MISSILE BOAT
1) CM (cough, cough, hack, hack) Flelm Isn’t that something I just coughed up?
2) MAJ (Going Down) Dharmy
3) KIA by Amedeo
4) KIA by AL. R.S.